Cervix Puns

A list of puns related to "Cervix"

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👤︎ u/ErrorErised
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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At your cervix!
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👤︎ u/thewargingned
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?

Thank you for your cervix.

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👤︎ u/saxtrav
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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The wife was asking for recognition over the labours she endured for me, in order to give me my two kids...

So I thanked her for her cervix.

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👤︎ u/CyberOGa3
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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How does a nurse greet a mother about to give birth?

Labor & delivery at your cervix!

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👤︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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To all the women who have given birth to bring life into the world:

Thank you for your cervix.

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👤︎ u/drCrankoPhone
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Posted on a sign outside the gynecologist's office:

Dr. Jones - at your cervix

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👤︎ u/Kennedystyle
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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To all those who take advantage of women's clinics,

Thank you for your cervix!

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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Always make sure to tip the gynecologist.

They're in the cervix industry.

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👤︎ u/iresenteverything
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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Got my girlfriend (in labour with our first son, having strong contractions) on the way to the hospital

Me: So you think he might be born by midnight?

Her: I dunno...we might get in there and the triage nurse says I'm only 1cm

Me: Hmmm...I think you're more like 5'2"

It went down as well as you might expect.

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👤︎ u/RadToTheBone86
📅︎ Feb 20 2015
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[Request] Puns for spay/neuter veterinary surgery team.

Hello, I'm in Vet school and just can't seem to compete with some of my fellow students' surgery team names. As students, we work together to do spays and neuters for shelter animals. We like to use funny pun names.

Ideas that have already been taken: "Ovarian Cysters" "Dogtors at Your Cervix" "Eggs Ovary-Z"

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👤︎ u/ilostpoints
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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Inspired by Circumcision Story

After reading the circumcision story from u/Oemus2776 this morning, I was reminded of how little the nurses at my wife’s first birth appreciated my comedic stylings.

My wife was in labor and the nurse came in to check the dilation of the cervix. She had her hand under the sheet and said, “alright now, I’m just feeling for change.” I replied, “well you’re in luck! I found two dimes and a quarter in there just yesterday!”

Crickets...

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👤︎ u/MrNanny
📅︎ Jun 27 2018
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Dad joked by a girl graduating to become a labor and delivery nurse

Her graduation cap read: "L&D nurse, at your cervix"

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👤︎ u/Bi9gB1rd
📅︎ May 10 2015
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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👤︎ u/tfowler11
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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To all the military moms out there...

thank you for your cervix!

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👤︎ u/donutgabe
📅︎ May 25 2015
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