They say it was an inside job
Beacuse it wasn't born yesterday.
Cuz he gestate
An inside joke
Womb temperature
I said, βFetus, Hand-us, Leg-us, Thereβs practically a whole baby in there!β
Iβm looking for something wombier.
Around womb temperature
Courtesy of my father.
A heavily pregnant woman walks into a bar in the middle of summer and orders a big glass of ice water. "Boy it's a scorcher out there," she says to the bartender. "Sometimes I wonder if it is too hot for the little guy in here." "Oh I wouldn't worry about it," the bartender replies. "It's probably just womb temperature."
The living womb
The prelims.
For now, they're just cell mates.
When they grow up, two of them become adult knees.
They're all born with da fetus attitudes.
I guess you could call it survival of the fetus.
A satisfactory
Idk how this came to me the other day but I was thinking, if someone has a hard time remembering the difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes, they can say this:
Type 1 is diabeetus of the fetus
Type 2 is diabeetus cause you eatus
My wife is going to see a nutritionist to see how her diet can affect the fetus. As she was heading out the door, I said, "Hope your appointment is fruitful!"
She glared as she closed the door.
Please fetus!
Brother in law, "you know our twins have already said their first words?" Sister, "Oh?" Brother in law: "Yeah... we're hungry, fetus!"
... I think there was even groaning in the uterus...
Fetus
Dad: Hey (OP's sister), do fetuses ever get fevers?
Sister: ... What? Why?
Dad: Because I think they're always at WOMB TEMPERATURE!
It's time to make like a fetus and head out this mother
