I think it was a mistake to call childbirth β€œdelivery”.

It should have been called takeout instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I said to my wife, "They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience..."

"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Was going to make a joke about childbirth...

But it's hard to deliver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samdp4l
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Why is childbirth referred to as 'delivery'?

I mean, it's clearly take-out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuaggaSwagger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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My 40-year old pregnant wife was freaking out in deciding which woman she wanted to assist her with childbirth.

I said, "relax honey! You're just having a mid-wife crisis."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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My wife is pregnant and my doctor asked me if I had ever been present at a childbirth before. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nnpths01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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When I woke up from a car accident in a full body cast my wife was right there at my side

To let me know that childbirth is still more painful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NHl20-Fan
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Latin class

Teacher: Who was married to Julia, Julius Caesar's daughter? Class: Pompey Teacher: Yes and after his daughter died in childbirth, there was no family tie between Julius Caesar and Pompey and so became his enemy. Me: When she died in childbirth, did Julia have a Caesarean section? Teacher: lowers head and bangs on desk Why are you in my class?

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2014
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Pre-dad joke

Just happened. My wife and I were contemplating childbirth, and I acted out my part of it by clinging to her upper half and saying "I'm staying on this side - or maybe I'll look into the Eye of Vagauron (a poor wordplay on Eye of Sauron).

Wife: -silence-

Me: that was a stretch but I'm sticking to it

And that's when she bursts out laughing and I accidentally a pre-dad joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phatskat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2015
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I think it’s weird that we call childbirth delivery.

It should have been called takeout instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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I think it was a mistake to call childbirth β€œdelivery”.

It should have been called β€œtakeout” instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I said to my wife, "They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience..."

"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2017
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I don’t know we call childbirth β€œdelivery”.

Shouldn’t it be called β€œtakeout”?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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I said to my wife, "They say that childbirth is the most painful thing someone can experience."

"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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