Gestation Puns

A list of puns related to "Gestation"

I asked a zoologist about the gestation period of pachyderms... .

He said he didn't want to talk about the elephant in the womb

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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Why didn't the fetus eat the burger?

Cuz he gestate

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👤︎ u/HughJamerican
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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Whenever my pregnant wife asks me if I want something to eat, I say "no thanks, gestate."
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👤︎ u/thkoog
📅︎ Oct 06 2017
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Why weren’t any of the pregnant women hungry?

They gestate.

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👤︎ u/LaterCanIChangeThis
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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I asked my pregnant friend if she wanted to go out for pizza

She said No thanks. I gestate.

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👤︎ u/jefuchs
📅︎ May 20 2017
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Baby shower dad joke

Friend was at a baby shower and she was texting me.

Her: Just ate, getting the will to leave soon.

Me: Surely you mean gestate. I'll see myself out.

Her: See yourself far... far away.

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👤︎ u/Toadgod86
📅︎ Nov 08 2014
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