My wife told me she was ovulating

I said: “Hi Ovulating, I’m dad.”

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👤︎ u/Nonkel_Jef
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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How well did the battery made using chicken ovules work out you ask?

It worked eggcellently.

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👤︎ u/Deciperer
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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I did my first comedy gig in a fertility clinic.

I got a standing ovulation.

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📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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Who ever discovered the menstrual cycle...

Should get a standing ovulation.

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👤︎ u/WheresTheWombo
📅︎ Feb 07 2017
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