In Vitro Fertilization Puns

We are expecting a baby through in-vitro fertilization. The other day he said "Hey, dad-to-be, I have a womb with a view!"

A woman was struggling to conceive her second child, and asks her sister what to do. The sister explains how she had her son after going to an in vitro fertilization clinic, so they decide to go together. The doctor decides the woman's eggs may be the problem, so she is implanted with some of her and her husband's own embryos, but also with a few from her sister's visit.

The woman gets pregnant, and nine months later delivers what appeared to be a set of conjoined twins. But they turned out to be second cousins once removed.