Menstrual Cycle Puns

A list of puns related to "Menstrual Cycle"

Do you know why it's called the "menstrual cycle"?

Because female problems tend to start with "men".

Edit: I'm not a feminist or taking a dig at men. Just making a joke. Also, I'm a man.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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What do the people say about the female rapper on her menstrual cycle?

She had a mean flow

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👤︎ u/BadBooJuJu66
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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My girlfriend wrote an article about the history of the menstrual cycle...

It's a period piece.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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Did you guys know that if a woman's egg isn't fertilized, she'll eject it during her next menstrual cycle?

Sounds like an ovary action to me...

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👤︎ u/killyoursins
📅︎ May 25 2019
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Who ever discovered the menstrual cycle...

Should get a standing ovulation.

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👤︎ u/WheresTheWombo
📅︎ Feb 07 2017
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Menstrual cycles are the worst

Period

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👤︎ u/scraggasaur
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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A man meets a woman at a bar and invites her back to his place...

...She says "I'm on my menstrual cycle".

He replies "Perfect! You can follow me on my mountain bike".

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👤︎ u/Theotherealtor
📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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Did you hear about the female rapper that only battled while she was on her menstrual cycle?

They said she had a mean flow

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👤︎ u/ThisEffinGuyz
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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