Apparently all of them, and then they forget what they were supposed to be doing and sit in the dark while they cry...
You can’t hear an enzyme.
You can't hear an enzyme
Courtesy of Kurt Vonnegut in Jailbird pg 184
Vitamin D.
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/7cfv7w/til_that_vitamin_d_is_actually_a_hormone_and_can/dpquhkh/?context=3
-"Know how to make a hormone?"
-"no"
-"don't pay them"
There are no uncles, just aunts.
After several fruitless attempts at trying to get us to say "hormones," he cracks this one:
"What noise comes out of a brothel?
Whore-moans!"
Punch her in the stomach.
A trophy
Hormones
How do you make a hormone?
You leave without paying
How do you make a Hormone?
Don't pay her.
I groaned and then lol'd.
As a man with 3 daughters, hormones are often mentioned. Each time one of his girls says the word "hormone" he always chimes in with: Well, you know what sound a hormone makes, right? "Oooooh yeaaah Mike (in a high pitched voice)" Get it? Whore moan...
And he often tells his kids: "if you had a brain, it would be lonely."
Grandpa: What's testosterone?
Me: It's a hormone.
Grandpa: Have you ever heard a whore moan?
We were eating special hormone and steroid free grass fed steak and my sister asked what hormones are.
Dad: do you know how to make a hormone?
Sister: no how?
Dad: just don't pay her!
You won't hear an enzyme in a brothel
You can't hear an enzyme.
(my dad's favorite joke)
