A list of puns related to "Menstrual"
They say she had a mean flow...
They said she had a mean flow.....
Because female problems have a tendency to start with “men”.
Because female problems tend to start with "men".
Edit: I'm not a feminist or taking a dig at men. Just making a joke. Also, I'm a man.
It's a period piece.
Sounds like an ovary action to me...
...is a bloody shame, and they should stop that, period. Don't expect me to just go with the flow.
Should get a standing ovulation.
Because when a woman gets ‘em, all the men know it’s time to take a stroll.
Me: My body is tearing itself apart.
My friend: Geez, don't overy-act.
I replied - "Shouldn't you get a hersterectomy?"
She groaned, but then agreed that I should post this here...
It shouldn’t be menstrual, it should be womenstrual
A menstrual breakdown.
It's probably her menstrual sigh call…
...would that make them a menstrual singer?
...She says "I'm on my menstrual cycle".
He replies "Perfect! You can follow me on my mountain bike".
My lady friend and I were on the phone and it's that time of month for her. So I was making jokes about periods ("Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period.") and she told me to stop. So she eventually gets to asking me about how our school schedule works.
"We're on block schedule."
"Oh. So you guys don't have periods?"
"No, but you do."
I died.
She had a mean flow
They said she had a mean flow
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