What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck…… which is where most people want my dad jokes to go to

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wacey166
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2021
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Two lawyers were comparing clients.

The first one claims his client is trapped in a penny. Answering the second lawyer's confused look, he says, "My client is in a cent."

the second lawyer nods, then says, "Well. My client is a fish head steeped in hot water. You could say he's gill tea."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?

Its pasteurized before you see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckyClassicTho
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What has 4 wheels and flies?

A trash truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nj23dublin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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