A list of puns related to "Lifespan"
"I guess that means all the Millennial Falcons are gone."
It means they’ll have a better chance to see you later.
I was speaking to my son about Peter Dinklage and his dwarfism. My son then says, “dad, do you think people with his condition have shorter lifespans?”
I couldn’t be more proud.
So sitting in the car with my dad and mom back in the day and a discussion about birds arose. It went on and arrived at the lifespan of cardinals.
My mom asks my dad, "How long does a cardinal live?"
He responds, "Probably at least 70 years"
Shocked at why he would think they lived so long, she asked, "Really? What makes you think that?"
He responds, "Well, I figure the pope is about 80 something"
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