Length Puns

She looked at me confused and said "What?"

I said, "I want to know how much that hem is worth."

the bartender kicks him out on the daily making it known that they don’t serve ropes in his bar. One day he decides that he may have better luck with a disguise, so he ties himself up in a good tangle and frantically pulls all the fibers apart at both of his cut ends. He walks back into the bar and orders two shots. The bartender says to him, “ Hey...aren’t you that rope I kicked out of here yesterday?”. The rope looks at him confused and says, “ No, I’m a frayed knot”.

This really speaks volumes.

He was boring.

Pi(z)(z)(A)

Edit: Volume not area

Until it grew on me.

The barman says 'y, the long face'

"Ode no!" I thought.

The ruler is saying 2 inches but my eyes are saying it's a foot.

Must be some kind of milestone…

It all depends on the conductor.

Any longer and it's a foot

A square dance

...it speaks volumes.

The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve rope here." The length of rope leaves, and comes back later with a disguise. The bartender says "I just told you, we don't serve rope here." The rope decides that he'll get stronger and force his way into the bar. So, he starts stretching and exercising, twisting himself around, and rubs his back against the brick wall to build pain tolerance. When he returns to the bar, the bartender looks at him. "Weren't you the length of rope I kicked out earlier?"

"No," the rope responds. "I'm a frayed knot."

In vine yards.

... is it a milestone?

I've done some pretty exhaustive research on this.

Courtesy of my Dad this Thanksgiving.

Slanta Claus

In other words, a consistent rule of thumb.

http://www.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/27ru6x/pictures_of_hair_length_from_different_clipper/ci3wu6m?context=3

That must be some kind of milestone

Must be some kind of milestone…

Must be some kind of milestone

Must be some kind of milestone.

Must be some kind of milestone!