Every time I see a picture of Kim Kardashian, I feel a shortness of breath.
I’m afraid I might be assmatic.
Need a short Pun involving Dinosaurs and Space?
I just need a very short pun involving space and dinosaurs to go on the cover of an adventure book im writing for kids.
"A roarsome adventure" is too cliche and I'd like space to be featured somewhere. But there isn't a lot of room.
Thanks for any help, don't worry about them being dumb as a dumb pun could inspire a decent one :)
I’m developing a comic series, and I need a short pun as the title.
This is about a school janitor who murders children at the school he works at, and I’m looking for either a pun about cleaning or a pun that can somehow tie in murder/violence with cleaning in some way. Strange request, I know.
A short pun im relatively proud of
one peach short of a pear
Are short puns off limit?
Today I learnt what Yoda was short for,
Because he's got little legs.
If Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ben is short for Obi Wan, what is Luke short for?
T-shirt is actually short for 'Tyrannosarus shirt'
Because of the short arms
So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?
Did you know “T-shirt” is short for “tyrannosaurus shirt”.....
Because they have short arms?
How do short people greet their friends?
Why is it hard for short people to succeed ?
Because they can’t reach their goals.
I was out by the street trying to hitchhike but every single car I stuck my thumb out for just passed me by. I began to wonder if it had something to do with the cargo shorts I was wearing.
So I went home and put on some carstop shorts, and had much better success at hitchhiking after that.
Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...
...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper
At dinner time, talking about our days, I said work was busy because we're short staffed, and my 11yo boy says.....
The police arrested a dog for giving birth on the street.
Not only is my short term memory terrible...
...but so is my short term memory.
In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the country’s eastern border.
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
My friend found out she was pregnant shortly after getting her covid vaccine
I'm calling it the Inoculate Conception
A police officer was fired shortly after leaving the bathroom.
He was upset about being fired, but happy to be relieved of doody.
I made myself a small open pie filled with sliced apples and sugar, but I misplaced it shortly after. Suddenly I was no longer hungry
I'd completely lost my appletart
You really have to hand it to short people
Because they can't reach it themselves
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
I broke my leg and had to go on Short Term Disability
It really confused me when HR told me it was a STD.
(This actually happened to me. HR emailed my insurance company telling them that I have a STD injury. Now I use the joke all of the time)
My robot will be called Epsilon Alpha, E.A for short
I just called GameStop Customer Service...
They asked me to please Hold. 💎🤲
To cut a long story short.....
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this
What did Bob Ross's employees call him for short?
I was walking out of the store when I was approached by a crazed man who threw a short but large nail into the air.
He seemed non-aggressive at first, but he’s quite angry now and it appears I’m under a tack.
What kind of chairs do they use in Ireland?
It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
Went to GameStop to use the bathroom, but it was out of order...
I guess I have to keep holding it.
I was diagnosed with Dunlaps Disease shortly after feasting my way through the holiday season...
Yep, my belly dunlaps over my belt.
My Child's Paediatrician is usually a bit short tempered when we visit, but then again..
..She always had little patients.
Such a short birthday
Told my family that today is one of the shortest birthdays of my life. Only half a minute long.
It’s my thirty second birthday
What actor looks the best in short?
What's E.T short for?
Because he's got little legs.
What's E.T short for?
Because he's got little legs.
You really got to hand it to short people...
Mainly because they can't reach it themselves.
You gotta hand it to short people.
Because they cant reach it.
Short people can't reach an agreement.
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