The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once Upon A Time....

A guy asked a girl to marry him.

She said, "No"

And the guy lived happily ever after, fishing, hunting, riding motorcycles, skiing, gambling, had loads of money in the bank, played a lot of golf, and left the seat up.

THE END.

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Who is Superman's shortest girlfriend?

Lowest Lane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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The worlds shortest man and worlds tallest man have just robbed a bank.

The police are searching high and low for the culprits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What is the shortest sentence in English?

I am.

What is the longest sentence in English?

I do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seXJ69
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What do you call the shortest mother?

The minimum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoaneMentionIt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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What is your shortest birthday?

Your 20 second birthday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devasohouse
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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The worlds shortest joke.

Two women were sitting quietly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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What is the shortest word in the English language

No, it is not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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What is the shortest object in the living room?

The pil-low.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Shortest jokes in the world!

4 words: Venison's dear, isn't it?

3 words: Stationary store... moves.

2 words: Dwarf... shortage


(c) Jimmy Carr - That magnificent basterd.

I applaud these jokes because each of them is setup + punchline as well as a pun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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Did you hear what happened at the world's shortest game of tag?

It was touch and go for a second

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lbw23b
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2016
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What is Mozart's shortest symphony?

His thirty-second symphony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amessersmith109
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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This past weekend seemed like the shortest weekend in a while.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/grnxnhm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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Who was the shortest guy in the bible?

Knee-highmiah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland.

He was the twenty second President.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guygan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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Shortest fairy tale

Dad: wanna hear the shortest fairy tale ever? Son: sure Dad: Man asks woman to marry him. Woman says no. They lived happily ever after.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cactusswinger
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2013
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The shortest sentence is β€˜I am.’

The longest sentence is β€˜I do.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masnegro
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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