A list of puns related to "Shortest"
Once Upon A Time....
A guy asked a girl to marry him.
She said, "No"
And the guy lived happily ever after, fishing, hunting, riding motorcycles, skiing, gambling, had loads of money in the bank, played a lot of golf, and left the seat up.
THE END.
Lowest Lane
The police are searching high and low for the culprits.
I am.
What is the longest sentence in English?
I do.
The minimum
Your 20 second birthday
Two women were sitting quietly.
No, it is not.
The pil-low.
4 words: Venison's dear, isn't it?
3 words: Stationary store... moves.
2 words: Dwarf... shortage
(c) Jimmy Carr - That magnificent basterd.
I applaud these jokes because each of them is setup + punchline as well as a pun!
It was touch and go for a second
His thirty-second symphony
Knee-highmiah
Grover Cleveland.
He was the twenty second President.
Dad: wanna hear the shortest fairy tale ever? Son: sure Dad: Man asks woman to marry him. Woman says no. They lived happily ever after.
The longest sentence is βI do.β
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