A list of puns related to "Curtal"
Hello all, for the last few weeks i've been wondering whether i'd be able to make my own curtal. I've never made an instrument before (if you don't count the strawboe i made, which was probably the highest-effort instrument i ever made with my own hands), but i've been very inclined to try it. I'm not bad at working with wood, having made several small wooden trinkets in my dad's workshop filled with woodworking tools and machines, but the biggest problem i'm facing is that i can't find any instructions or plan of what dimensions and shape the curtal should be, how far apart, how big and generally how the toneholes should be constructed and so on.
Could someone please help me find these or give me some advice on making an instrument like this?
Thanks!
Greetings everyone and welcome to the year 2022! And to the first report of the year and the first report of the Omen of Storms meta.
As usual i focus more on the ladder than the competitive metas and in general there is a lack of hard data, so i use a variety of sources to piece together a general picture of the metagame.
With that said, let us dive into the very first meta report of the year!
Forestcraft
In the great woods of Forestcraft, where all manner of beasts frolick beneath the mighty canopies. The first assembly of Forestcraft leaders has begun with everyone present.. except Arisa. Who is too busy spending time with Losaria, and rumours say.. holding hands with. Though Ladica doesn't see the big deal in that as she's held hands with her many times.. and several others. Causing Liza to shush her very aggressively.
For Forestcraft Sekka Forest leads the way, followed by Evolve Forest and Ladica Forest.
Forestcraft finds itself in a fairly solid position as is possible under the Shadow of well.. Evolve Shadow. With several strong additions plus support for Evo Forest, the class in theory comes off well. That said, the usual things holding it back besides Shadowcraft are also in play, like how the class being more skill intensive tends to be a factor that curtails in popularity on ladder as well.
Striking with the fury of the forests
A midrange deck built around Sekka and Fairies. Off to a fairly strong start thanks to the addition of Armataz and Seed Barrage, some decks have also experimented a bit with Piercye, though those remain a minority. Overall these new additions have effectively accelerated the deck, making it stronger. But not strong enought to contend with the nr 1 deck in the meta. Evolve shadow, which is faster than Sekka Forest and which sekka forest can't disrupt either.
The soul of the forests
A midrange
... keep reading on reddit β‘Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
It really does, I swear!
Pilot on me!!
Note: Trying to gather as much news or highlights as possible if you know any you can contribute. Plan to update this thread with the info. This is a great way to look at the year and see how things have changed.
January:
Jan 1st - Bitcoin opens the year at $29,203.43 USD, Russell Okung becomes first Pro Athlete to be paid in Bitcoin
Jan 5th - Bank of America calls Bitcoin the "mother of bubbles"
Jan 8th - Bitcoin climbs to $42,000 USD
Jan 21st - Bitcoin drops to $32,000 USD after Janet Yellen nominee for treasury secretary suggests curtaling crypto claiming its main use is for "illegal" activities
Jan 29th - Bitcoin spikes 20% after Elon Musk adds #Bitcoin in his Twitter profile
February:
Feb 1 - European Central Bank warn against losing money in Bitcoin, later says it's not a real currency and won't hold it as a reserve
Feb 8th - Tesla invests $1.5 billion in Bitcoin and accepted it as a form of payment.
Feb 11 - Mastercard announces it will allow cryptocurrencies in the near future
Feb 19 - Bitcoin reaches $1 Trillion market cap for the first time, Purpose Bitcoin ETF becomes the first North American BTC ETF
Feb 22nd - Bitcoin tops at $57,400 for the month
Feb 23rd - Elon Musk says Bitcoin and Ethereum was too expensive seeing a drop in price, while Square buys 3318 Bitcoins.
Feb 24th - MicroStrategy buys another 19,452 Bitcoins
March:
Mar 3 - Venture Capitalist Kevin O'Leary admits to hold Bitcoin as 3% of his holdings. Just earlier in January he called Bitcoin a "nothingburger", by December his total crypto holdings makes up 10% of his portfolio.
Mar 17 - Morgan Stanley becomes first U.S bank to offer clients access to bitcoin funds
Mar 30 - Paypal launches crypto checkout service
Mar 31 - Goldman Sacks reopens its crypto trading desk offering Bitcoin and other digital assets to its clients
April:
April 14 - Coinbase exchange goes public at $328.28 per share on the Nasdaq
April 15 - Swiss arm of insurer AXA allows customers to pay for non-life insurance products with Bitcoin
April 26 - JPMorgan set to introduce a Bitcoin fund
May:
May 4 - S&P Down Jones indices launch a series of crypto indicies tracking Bitcoin and others
May 19 - Elon Musk tweets Tesla will no longer accept Bitcoin as a form of payment due to Environmental concerns, sparking a major correction for the crypto market
May 21 - China goes after Bitcoin mining and trading
June:
Jun 8 - Former President Donald Trump calls Bitc
... keep reading on reddit β‘Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
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