Pirates Of The Car I Be In
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👤︎ u/shaunsnj
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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What is a pirate's favorite letter??

You would think it's ARRRRR But really it's the C

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👤︎ u/Kawww
📅︎ Jul 16 2013
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Lady Killer

My wife was playing a video game and got a sword called a "pirate's cutlass," which prompted the following:

Me: "That sword will only hurt girls."

Wife: "What are you talking about?"

Me (while wiggling my eyebrows): "Well, it says it's a cut-lass!"

Wife: groans and rolls eyes

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📅︎ Nov 07 2013
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