This OJ is such a buzzkill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironclyde
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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My friends always ask how I concocted my perfect chili recipe. I tell them: same way OJ beat the system...

Trial and error.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/10kLines
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Why did the NFL choose to acknowledge OJ Simpson as a part of the top 100 players?

Because he really was a killer running back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/REVDR
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Why did OJ Simpson and Tupac never hang out?

Thug love didn’t fit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Am_An_Engineer_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Too bad OJ didn’t play for Denver. Could have been a double whammy here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gcarsk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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OJ Simpson joined Twitter...

...I think to promote a brand of orange juice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alltime75
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Did you hear OJ Simpson is getting remarried?

He decided to take another stab at it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TOFFERKINDLE
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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β€œDad, how do we make orange juice from the concentrate?” -5yo

β€œWe use 3 cans of water to distract it.”

β€œWhat?”

β€œYa it should lose focus soon enough.”

the eye rolls from my partner were fantastic.

This happened tonight. We were talking about β€œconcentrate” because they read me silly jokes from their school milk cartons like β€œwhy does X stare at the can of OJ? Because it says β€˜concentrate’.” So we were talking about what the word meant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8bagels
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Always drink apple juice.

Because OJ will kill you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmTurbanMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Why did the Orange stop?

OJ killed it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BabaShaka
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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You should really drink apple juice.

Situation: I'm drinking orange juice.

Him: You know, you should really drink apple juice.

Me: Why?

Him: Because OJ kills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/autumn_sunshine_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2016
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My dad was reading a label at breakfast

We were at breakfast, when my dad wanted to refill his OJ, and suddenly he yelled out:

"Hey, you! Pay some attention!"

Everyone at the table was somewhat confused. With a stern face, he pointed at the label on the OJ.

^^^it ^^^was ^^^unconcentrated

....okay dad...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FelixR1991
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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Not on my watch

http://i.imgur.com/0WA1fOj.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TehWez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2015
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Buying breakfast

Me- buying food and a naked orange juice for breakfast cashier- naked oj... thought i would have to go to a nevada prison to see that. Me- HAAAA.... Cashier - stick with apple juice, OJ kills.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifelesslies
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2013
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Why should you only drink apple juice?

Because OJ will kill you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthedreamteam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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I always drink apple juice...

Because OJ will kill you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowlicker1234
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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