A list of puns related to "Oj"
Trial and error.
Because he really was a killer running back.
Thug love didnβt fit.
...I think to promote a brand of orange juice.
He decided to take another stab at it
βWe use 3 cans of water to distract it.β
βWhat?β
βYa it should lose focus soon enough.β
the eye rolls from my partner were fantastic.
This happened tonight. We were talking about βconcentrateβ because they read me silly jokes from their school milk cartons like βwhy does X stare at the can of OJ? Because it says βconcentrateβ.β So we were talking about what the word meant.
Because OJ will kill you.
OJ killed it.
Situation: I'm drinking orange juice.
Him: You know, you should really drink apple juice.
Me: Why?
Him: Because OJ kills.
We were at breakfast, when my dad wanted to refill his OJ, and suddenly he yelled out:
"Hey, you! Pay some attention!"
Everyone at the table was somewhat confused. With a stern face, he pointed at the label on the OJ.
^^^it ^^^was ^^^unconcentrated
....okay dad...
http://i.imgur.com/0WA1fOj.jpg
Me- buying food and a naked orange juice for breakfast cashier- naked oj... thought i would have to go to a nevada prison to see that. Me- HAAAA.... Cashier - stick with apple juice, OJ kills.
Because OJ will kill you
Because OJ will kill you.
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