Trial and error.
Because he really was a killer running back.
Thug love didn’t fit.
...I think to promote a brand of orange juice.
He decided to take another stab at it
“We use 3 cans of water to distract it.”
“What?”
“Ya it should lose focus soon enough.”
the eye rolls from my partner were fantastic.
This happened tonight. We were talking about “concentrate” because they read me silly jokes from their school milk cartons like “why does X stare at the can of OJ? Because it says ‘concentrate’.” So we were talking about what the word meant.
Because OJ will kill you.
Situation: I'm drinking orange juice.
Him: You know, you should really drink apple juice.
Me: Why?
Him: Because OJ kills.
We were at breakfast, when my dad wanted to refill his OJ, and suddenly he yelled out:
"Hey, you! Pay some attention!"
Everyone at the table was somewhat confused. With a stern face, he pointed at the label on the OJ.
^^^it ^^^was ^^^unconcentrated
....okay dad...
Me- buying food and a naked orange juice for breakfast cashier- naked oj... thought i would have to go to a nevada prison to see that. Me- HAAAA.... Cashier - stick with apple juice, OJ kills.
Walked into the kitchen one night as my dad was getting the OJ out of the fridge. He walked over to the light and read for a second, then started dancing. After a few seconds, he turned to me and said, "The carton says shake well."
Because OJ will kill you
Because OJ will kill you.
