Fi-cu!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/celerybreath
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I was gonna tell a joke about copper

But i Cu are not interested

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/420Rain
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What do copper bars say when they leave?

Cu later!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dusty_Scrolls
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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You'll get a reaction out of this....

Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?

As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.

"F"In"Al"Y"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Vadea_Shepard
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Why do your fingers always like to tickle?

Because they have cu-tickles!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Saint_of_Simpletons
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Gurl are you copper

Cause I really want to Cu again

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/weabooass6669
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 29 2017
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What did the TI-83 say after its first date?

Call-cu-later.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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How does a penny say farewell?

"I'll Cu later!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dxdrummer
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 15 2017
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Chemistry Puns

Funny collection of chemistry puns

What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? SWAG


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Heโ€™s 0K now.


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution.


How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate? A sulfone


What do you call Iron blowing in the wind? Febreeze.


Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements? Because if you canโ€™t helium or curium, you barium!


Why did the noble gas cry? Because all his friends argon.


Why did the acid go to the gym? To become a buffer solution!


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? Because itโ€™s in the ground state.


How many moles are in a guacamole? Avocadoโ€™s number.


If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


What element is a girlโ€™s future best friend? Carbon.


I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? Heโ€™s 0K now.


What do you do with a dead chemists? Barium


What animal is made up of calcium, nickel and neon? A CaNiNe


What did the chemist snack on during lunch? A โ€˜gramโ€™ cracker.


What would you call a clown in jail? Silicon (Silly Con)


What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? A KNiFe.


How did carbon propose to Hydrogen? With a โ€œcarbonkneelโ€


What did one titration tell the other? Letโ€™s meet at the endpoint.


How can you spot a chemist in the restroom? They wash their hands before they go.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Why do chemistry professors like to teach about ammonia? Because itโ€™s basic material.


Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just could not put it down


Why do chemistry professor like to

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Punsville
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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Dad Joke through company IM.

http://i.imgur.com/mkytlCU.png

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/krakah293
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Why my dad is awesome.

Me: Yo dad you know what would be the best idea ever?

Dad: No what?

M: What if this year we ran the Scotia half marathon in the 1960s Adam West Batman and Robin costumes?

D: Haha seriously?

M: YES

D: Okay

http://i.imgur.com/piOUaCU.png

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Gurl are you copper?

Cause I sure want to Cu again.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rottenion
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