"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
I guess Everybody's Working For the Weekend.
I have never had a beef with one.
It becomes tearable
Think it's the Chopin board.
I looked her in the eyes and replied "no honey, they're dead."
Or at least not as “flashy”
It’s a real head scratcher.
I’m not so convinced though since 2021 is guaranteed to be an odd year
He said it had a nice ring to it.
In fact, the last few were very half-farted
I only tell shotpuns.
…has just groan over time.
It’s hard trying to be the bigger person!
I think he might be from the 'K Man' islands
They seem to be at odds with each other.
I don’t know y
I think it's the lack of patients.
Because there wasn’t a single person there
I said, funny you should ask
One day a loving husband and father of 2 sons comes home, one of the sons asks him to come upstairs, so he comes upstairs and his son says“dad, im gay” the father, surprised says “well, okay, i still support you son”.
The next day the father comes home to his other son asking him to come upstairs, he goes and the son also comes out as gay, the loving father says “both you and your brother, i wont have any kids, but, i still support you”........ ........ ........ ........ ........ ........
The father then walks down stairs to go and play with the family dog(male) and finds him in the backyard humping the neighbors(also male) dog. The father walks back into the house and exclaims
“Does anyone in this house like women”.
His wife taps him on the sholder
Sure he's kind of shady, a bit sketchy, but he's not trying to frame me.
I sent her my trousers to be taken up by 4 inches over 3 months ago
and I still haven't had them back!
I asked about it once and he said “I like to bill them later.”
That is, at least not long enough to learn any of the many, many important things a frog needs to learn in order to be a frog.
You see, a frog needs to be super slick in order to get by. A frog without proper skills, well, he may as well be a toad.
Anyways, every time Mama Frog went about trying to teach Little Hop something, he would just bounce.. and bounce.. and bounce..
And every time Mama Frog had reached her limit of patience, right before giving up, she’d say to Little Hop, “If you keep on keepin’ on hoppin around all aimless, I’m gonna turn you into a toad!”
Which, upon hearing, Little Hop would stop his hop and settle. You see, he knew well enough that he wanted no part of being a toad.
Well, on one particular day, during one such lesson, Little Hop had taken again to bouncing here, and bouncing there - and just about everywhere besides a place he could listen! And on this same particular day, Mama Frog’s patience was worn real, real, thin, you see, and she got sudden filled with a terrible frustration.
And just like a firecracker went off, in a sudden snap, Mama Frog turned Little Hop straight into a toad!
And when it was done, Mama Frog looked at him direct, shook her head, and said..
“I toad you so.”
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
I said, “Sounds like... you have a hidden agenda.”
Must have cost him an arm and a leg
& hence I don't care 'bout anything.
So I offered to repost it
Honestly I should have noticed all the red flags
I guess it must be sprocket science
https://preview.redd.it/qol08qpfv2i51.png?width=277&format=png&auto=webp&s=d65faa2b0512f99e6c2af6cf8265ea038b2b1e86
So, I guess you could say they're appearing at the drop of a gnat.
I have never had a beef with one.
He was always coffin
