Jason Mimosa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/forgilead
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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My wife told me she planted a Mimosa pudica, aka the sensitive plant.

So I leaned in real close to it and whispered, "You're doing good, little guy. I believe in you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garrettbtm22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2017
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My mom and I just dad-joked each other...

We were discussing brunch, and she decided to make mimosas to go with it. Me: Well since you're making them, wouldn't they be MOM-osas? Mom: No, I'm just making mine. So it'll be a ME-mosa. ba dum tschh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawritsmoni
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2014
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