I was showing off my hibiscus plants to my neighbor, he says the roots are exposed, and I should get more dirt on them.

So I found out they were both having affairs, and stealing from their company's fundraisers!

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👤︎ u/xknav3x
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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My wife pointed to a flowering shrub and said "hibiscus"...

I waved at it as I walked by and replied "Bye-Biscus"

If her audible groan was not satisfaction enough, the amused chuckle of the older gentleman walking in the other direction certainly was.

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📅︎ Sep 20 2015
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The local grocery store has 10" hibiscus bushes on sale.

That seems small though. Maybe they should be called lowbiscus bushes.

My wife and children did not appreciate this at all.

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👤︎ u/dedtired
📅︎ Jun 16 2015
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