My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right
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︎ Jul 14 2020
A good sense of direction will get you places
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︎ Sep 07 2020
My wife absolutely hated the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
What do you call a Chinese man who has lost his sense of direction.
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︎ Aug 24 2020
My wife says she hates me because I have a poor sense of direction
So the next day I packed my things and right.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I was teaching my 12 year old daughter how to mow the lawn. βYou need to pick either up and down or right and left, and then stick to it,β I told her. βDo you mow the whole yard in one direction.β
βWhy?β she asked.
βBecause thatβs what makes it beautiful.β
Oh, the eye roll on this kid.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
For my next car, Iβm thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
Itβll be my Civic duty.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
My wife is really mad at the fact i have no sence of direction,
So i packed up my stuff and right
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︎ Jun 03 2020
(Credit to u/Anon8627) My mum said I'm terrible with directions
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︎ Aug 14 2020
My wife is really mad that i have no sense of direction
So i've packed up and right
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︎ Aug 25 2020
My mom said I have no sense of direction
So I packed my bags and right
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︎ Aug 14 2020
My wife and I keep fighting over my terrible sense of direction.
I got so mad I packed up and right.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
My wife was sick of me because I have no sense of direction
So she packed her stuff and right.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
My wife is really angry because I have no sense of direction
So I just packed up my things and right
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︎ Feb 24 2020
My wife is really mad at the fact that i have no sense of direction.
So i packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ May 14 2020
The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.
It's a gross waste of resources.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
My wife said I had no sense of direction...
So I packed my bag and right
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︎ Apr 22 2020
I recently broke up with my ex. She hated how bad at directions I am.
So one day, I just packed up my bags and right.
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︎ May 04 2020
This guy very rudely asked me for directions...
I told him where to go and how to get there.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
My family is mad at the fact that I have a really bad sense of direction
So I packed my bags and right.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Iβm terrible with directions but my friend William always knows where to go.
When thereβs a Will, thereβs a way.
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︎ Jun 26 2020
My wife said "you have a terrible sense of direction,"
So I packed my stuff up and right
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︎ Apr 24 2020
The directions for my new dandruff shampoo are very confusing.
It's a real head-scratcher!
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︎ Jun 16 2020
NASCAR bans the confederate flag?
Finally a turn in the right direction.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
My girlfriend is always getting mad at me because I have no sense of direction...
So I packed up my stuff and right
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︎ Jun 21 2020
During this outbreak, we must follow all directions from the Police
So don't stand so close to me
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︎ Mar 28 2020
Someone told me that I donβt have a sense of direction.
I told him that he was βleftβ on.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff snd right.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
My wife told me I have no sense of direction
So I packed my bags and right
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︎ May 09 2020
I've been really struggling lately and nothing seems to be going right so my friend directed me to www.conjunctivitis.com.
It was a site for sore eyes
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︎ Jun 03 2020
I found a good IKEA joke the other day.
But it needs a bit of a set up.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
My wife is really mad that I donβt have a sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right!
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︎ Feb 22 2020
What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?
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︎ Jan 25 2020
My wife got FURIOUS with me for having no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Feb 29 2020
I have a really dark joke about light waves changing speeds and direction!
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︎ Apr 24 2020
I really hate One Direction fans.
Oscillating ones cool the room much better.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
My wife is really made at the fact that i have no sense of direction.
So i packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Feb 02 2020
My son said, βDad, when you were young, was the landline the only way you could communicate with each other?β
I said, βNo. Get your fax straight.β
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︎ Jun 21 2020
My wife says I have no sense of direction
So I packed my stuff up and right
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︎ Feb 22 2020
My wife was upset at me because she thinks 'I have no sense of direction.'
So I packed my suitcase and right.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Witnesses say he ran off in one direction
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︎ Feb 19 2020
My wife told me I was terrible with directions
So I packed up my things and right
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︎ Mar 08 2019
I was driving this girl to her house and told her that I wasn't good with directions, she laugh at me...
So I just right her left there.
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︎ Feb 08 2020
My friend is really mad at me because I have no sense of direction
So I grabbed my backpack and right
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︎ Mar 23 2020
My wife was really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed my bags and right.
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︎ Apr 06 2019
My SO said I have a bad sense of direction
So I packed my bags and right.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasnβt hard work, after all, it was childβs play.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Youβre traveling with Yoda
βYoda, are you sure weβre headed in the right direction?β
βOff course we are.β
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︎ Sep 02 2020
I started a business fixing vehicles to have the wheel only turning one direction.
Business is going alright
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︎ Mar 01 2020
Just PowerPoint me in the direction you want to go and I will Excel at getting us there.
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︎ Jan 15 2020
My hair only grows in One Direction.
That doesn't leave me with many Hairy Styles.
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︎ Mar 04 2020
My wife told me I had no sense of direction
So I packed my stuff and right left away
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︎ Mar 03 2020
Why do they call it one direction?
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Today is 4 04...
There's a joke somewhere in there, but I can't quite find it.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
The "directional" hazard.
Being straight will never be right.
Am i right or am i right?
(sorry this was stupid.)
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︎ Nov 11 2019
My wife started yelling at me about how I have no sense of direction
So I just packed up my stuff and right
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︎ Sep 10 2019
My wife was mad at me because she said I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right
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︎ Jun 23 2019
Shaggy dog story?
I saw a shaggy dog on here maybe a month ago. It was about a couple kids in a haunted house. If anyone could put me in the right direction that would be much appreciated
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Got played by my niece the other day
I was on the couch, visiting with family. My niece is about 2 or 3. She grabs my hand and says "Ewwwwwwwwwww"
Confused, I responded "Eww?"
And as if on cue, she looks down and spits directly into my palm, with a small piece of food for good measure.
Ah...."Eww."
Her dad sitting next to me on the ps4 looks over and asked what happened. I explained what happened and we both laughed. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed. It wouldn't surprise me if she becomes a stand up comic one day, or at least the class clown.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
My wife is always mad at me for having a bad sense of direction
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︎ Dec 06 2019
The other day on a full moonlit night I met a lost wolf who kept asking everyone for directions
It must have been a Where Wolf
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Why does it take over a billion sperm to find an egg?
Because no one will ask for directions.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Why won't anyone help Santa with directions?
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︎ Dec 20 2019
My wife often complains that I'm a poor listener
But the truth is, I've a terrible sense of direction.
I always get lost in my thoughts.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Iβve been working a long time. My job is hard, unfulfilling and honestly, doesnβt pay that great. I think itβs time for a change of pace for me. Iβve decided to go into a completely different direction and become a pig rancher.
Itβs the only way I can bring home the bacon.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my things and right.
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︎ Jul 30 2019
I tried to give Santa directions to the next house...
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︎ Dec 23 2019
When someone wants to end a conversation, they give confident directions
I know, right, well there you go
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︎ Dec 28 2019
What do you call a sharp dot who points out directions for blind people
A pointy point who has no point in pointing
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︎ Dec 19 2019
I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...
He directed me to the affordable section
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?
It depends on which direction the wind is blowing.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Iβm directing a play about a boy who broke his arm.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Yesterday my wife said I had no sense of direction.
So this morning I packed up and right.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
My wife is really mad at the fact that I dont sense of direction.
So, I packed up all my stuff and right
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︎ Nov 12 2019
My girlfriend was always yelling at me because I was getting my directions mixed up.
So I packed my bags and right left away.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed my stuff and right
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︎ Jun 21 2020
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right
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︎ Jun 15 2020
My wife is mad I have no sense of direction.
So I packed my stuff and right.
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︎ Aug 10 2019
My wife is really mad I have no sense of direction...
So I packed my stuff and right.
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︎ Apr 01 2020
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right
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︎ Apr 06 2020
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
My wife is mad at me that I dont have a sense of direction.
So I packed up and right.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Feb 17 2020
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right
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︎ Oct 12 2019
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Dec 05 2019
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right
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︎ Aug 30 2019
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Oct 14 2019
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Mar 23 2019
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ May 04 2018
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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︎ Oct 17 2019
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right
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︎ Nov 15 2019
My wife is mad at me for not having a sense of direction
So i packed up and right.
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︎ Feb 15 2019
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