My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right
A good sense of direction will get you places
My wife absolutely hated the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
What do you call a Chinese man who has lost his sense of direction.
My wife says she hates me because I have a poor sense of direction
So the next day I packed my things and right.
I was teaching my 12 year old daughter how to mow the lawn. “You need to pick either up and down or right and left, and then stick to it,” I told her. “Do you mow the whole yard in one direction.”
“Why?” she asked.
“Because that’s what makes it beautiful.”
Oh, the eye roll on this kid.
For my next car, I’m thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
My wife is really mad at the fact i have no sence of direction,
So i packed up my stuff and right
(Credit to u/Anon8627) My mum said I'm terrible with directions
My wife is really mad that i have no sense of direction
So i've packed up and right
My mom said I have no sense of direction
So I packed my bags and right
My wife and I keep fighting over my terrible sense of direction.
I got so mad I packed up and right.
My wife was sick of me because I have no sense of direction
So she packed her stuff and right.
My wife is really angry because I have no sense of direction
So I just packed up my things and right
My wife is really mad at the fact that i have no sense of direction.
So i packed up my stuff and right.
The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.
It's a gross waste of resources.
My wife said I had no sense of direction...
So I packed my bag and right
I recently broke up with my ex. She hated how bad at directions I am.
So one day, I just packed up my bags and right.
This guy very rudely asked me for directions...
I told him where to go and how to get there.
My family is mad at the fact that I have a really bad sense of direction
So I packed my bags and right.
I’m terrible with directions but my friend William always knows where to go.
When there’s a Will, there’s a way.
My wife said "you have a terrible sense of direction,"
So I packed my stuff up and right
The directions for my new dandruff shampoo are very confusing.
It's a real head-scratcher!
NASCAR bans the confederate flag?
Finally a turn in the right direction.
My girlfriend is always getting mad at me because I have no sense of direction...
So I packed up my stuff and right
During this outbreak, we must follow all directions from the Police
So don't stand so close to me
Someone told me that I don’t have a sense of direction.
I told him that he was ‘left’ on.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff snd right.
My wife told me I have no sense of direction
So I packed my bags and right
I've been really struggling lately and nothing seems to be going right so my friend directed me to www.conjunctivitis.com.
It was a site for sore eyes
I found a good IKEA joke the other day.
But it needs a bit of a set up.
My wife is really mad that I don’t have a sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right!
What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?
My wife got FURIOUS with me for having no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
I have a really dark joke about light waves changing speeds and direction!
I really hate One Direction fans.
Oscillating ones cool the room much better.
My wife is really made at the fact that i have no sense of direction.
So i packed up my stuff and right.
My son said, “Dad, when you were young, was the landline the only way you could communicate with each other?”
I said, “No. Get your fax straight.”
My wife says I have no sense of direction
So I packed my stuff up and right
My wife was upset at me because she thinks 'I have no sense of direction.'
So I packed my suitcase and right.
Witnesses say he ran off in one direction
My wife told me I was terrible with directions
So I packed up my things and right
I was driving this girl to her house and told her that I wasn't good with directions, she laugh at me...
So I just right her left there.
My friend is really mad at me because I have no sense of direction
So I grabbed my backpack and right
My wife was really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed my bags and right.
My SO said I have a bad sense of direction
So I packed my bags and right.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.
It wasn’t hard work, after all, it was child’s play.
You’re traveling with Yoda
“Yoda, are you sure we’re headed in the right direction?”
“Off course we are.”
I started a business fixing vehicles to have the wheel only turning one direction.
Business is going alright
Just PowerPoint me in the direction you want to go and I will Excel at getting us there.
My hair only grows in One Direction.
That doesn't leave me with many Hairy Styles.
My wife told me I had no sense of direction
So I packed my stuff and right left away
Why do they call it one direction?
Today is 4 04...
There's a joke somewhere in there, but I can't quite find it.
The "directional" hazard.
Being straight will never be right.
Am i right or am i right?
(sorry this was stupid.)
My wife started yelling at me about how I have no sense of direction
So I just packed up my stuff and right
My wife was mad at me because she said I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right
Shaggy dog story?
I saw a shaggy dog on here maybe a month ago. It was about a couple kids in a haunted house. If anyone could put me in the right direction that would be much appreciated
Got played by my niece the other day
I was on the couch, visiting with family. My niece is about 2 or 3. She grabs my hand and says "Ewwwwwwwwwww"
Confused, I responded "Eww?"
And as if on cue, she looks down and spits directly into my palm, with a small piece of food for good measure.
Ah...."Eww."
Her dad sitting next to me on the ps4 looks over and asked what happened. I explained what happened and we both laughed. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed. It wouldn't surprise me if she becomes a stand up comic one day, or at least the class clown.
My wife is always mad at me for having a bad sense of direction
The other day on a full moonlit night I met a lost wolf who kept asking everyone for directions
It must have been a Where Wolf
Why does it take over a billion sperm to find an egg?
Because no one will ask for directions.
Why won't anyone help Santa with directions?
My wife often complains that I'm a poor listener
But the truth is, I've a terrible sense of direction.
I always get lost in my thoughts.
I’ve been working a long time. My job is hard, unfulfilling and honestly, doesn’t pay that great. I think it’s time for a change of pace for me. I’ve decided to go into a completely different direction and become a pig rancher.
It’s the only way I can bring home the bacon.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my things and right.
I tried to give Santa directions to the next house...
When someone wants to end a conversation, they give confident directions
I know, right, well there you go
What do you call a sharp dot who points out directions for blind people
A pointy point who has no point in pointing
I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...
He directed me to the affordable section
Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?
It depends on which direction the wind is blowing.
I’m directing a play about a boy who broke his arm.
Yesterday my wife said I had no sense of direction.
So this morning I packed up and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I dont sense of direction.
So, I packed up all my stuff and right
My girlfriend was always yelling at me because I was getting my directions mixed up.
So I packed my bags and right left away.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed my stuff and right
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right
My wife is mad I have no sense of direction.
So I packed my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad I have no sense of direction...
So I packed my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is mad at me that I dont have a sense of direction.
So I packed up and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right
My wife is mad at me for not having a sense of direction
So i packed up and right.
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