My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforclock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiwiboy0419
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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A good sense of direction will get you places
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mediocre_Fanart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My wife absolutely hated the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itchy_Anxiety
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What do you call a Chinese man who has lost his sense of direction.

Wong Wei.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sickycrimson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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My wife says she hates me because I have a poor sense of direction

So the next day I packed my things and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dazeechayn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I was teaching my 12 year old daughter how to mow the lawn. β€œYou need to pick either up and down or right and left, and then stick to it,” I told her. β€œDo you mow the whole yard in one direction.”

β€œWhy?” she asked.

β€œBecause that’s what makes it beautiful.”

Oh, the eye roll on this kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisoatkins
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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For my next car, I’m thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.

It’ll be my Civic duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact i have no sence of direction,

So i packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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(Credit to u/Anon8627) My mum said I'm terrible with directions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Python119
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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My wife is really mad that i have no sense of direction

So i've packed up and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_crozier
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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My mom said I have no sense of direction

So I packed my bags and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwv0922
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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My wife and I keep fighting over my terrible sense of direction.

I got so mad I packed up and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPackinwud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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My wife was sick of me because I have no sense of direction

So she packed her stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoppioFan76
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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My wife is really angry because I have no sense of direction

So I just packed up my things and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/renegaderis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that i have no sense of direction.

So i packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delet_yourself
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.

It's a gross waste of resources.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Impybutt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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My wife said I had no sense of direction...

So I packed my bag and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I recently broke up with my ex. She hated how bad at directions I am.

So one day, I just packed up my bags and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spunsocial
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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This guy very rudely asked me for directions...

I told him where to go and how to get there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BupSpoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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My family is mad at the fact that I have a really bad sense of direction

So I packed my bags and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndytheMVP
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I’m terrible with directions but my friend William always knows where to go.

When there’s a Will, there’s a way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooby_dyver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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My wife said "you have a terrible sense of direction,"

So I packed my stuff up and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minkleshwart
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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The directions for my new dandruff shampoo are very confusing.

It's a real head-scratcher!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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NASCAR bans the confederate flag?

Finally a turn in the right direction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattzlo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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My girlfriend is always getting mad at me because I have no sense of direction...

So I packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BULbyCharTOle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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During this outbreak, we must follow all directions from the Police

So don't stand so close to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mhummel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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Someone told me that I don’t have a sense of direction.

I told him that he was β€˜left’ on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamingNinja925
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff snd right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/safwanadnan19
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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My wife told me I have no sense of direction

So I packed my bags and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knittingmonster
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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I've been really struggling lately and nothing seems to be going right so my friend directed me to www.conjunctivitis.com.

It was a site for sore eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoompa
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I found a good IKEA joke the other day.

But it needs a bit of a set up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mpschmidtlein
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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My wife is really mad that I don’t have a sense of direction

So I packed up my stuff and right!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viv137
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?

Wander Woman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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My wife got FURIOUS with me for having no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleeves14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I have a really dark joke about light waves changing speeds and direction!

[refracted]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huxm_luxl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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I really hate One Direction fans.

Oscillating ones cool the room much better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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My wife is really made at the fact that i have no sense of direction.

So i packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mike89222
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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My son said, β€œDad, when you were young, was the landline the only way you could communicate with each other?”

I said, β€œNo. Get your fax straight.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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My wife says I have no sense of direction

So I packed my stuff up and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XTW-M8
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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My wife was upset at me because she thinks 'I have no sense of direction.'

So I packed my suitcase and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faiz_Clan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Witnesses say he ran off in one direction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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My wife told me I was terrible with directions

So I packed up my things and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Murphy223
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I was driving this girl to her house and told her that I wasn't good with directions, she laugh at me...

So I just right her left there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvanThepuncake
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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My friend is really mad at me because I have no sense of direction

So I grabbed my backpack and right

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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My wife was really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed my bags and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingofthepassel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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My SO said I have a bad sense of direction

So I packed my bags and right.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.

It wasn’t hard work, after all, it was child’s play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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You’re traveling with Yoda

β€œYoda, are you sure we’re headed in the right direction?”

β€œOff course we are.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigDededeeznutz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I started a business fixing vehicles to have the wheel only turning one direction.

Business is going alright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Charlotte_8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Just PowerPoint me in the direction you want to go and I will Excel at getting us there.

You have my Word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thornkale
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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My hair only grows in One Direction.

That doesn't leave me with many Hairy Styles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socratio
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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My wife told me I had no sense of direction

So I packed my stuff and right left away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VexuBenny
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Why do they call it one direction?

Because they all left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Divydation
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Today is 4 04...

There's a joke somewhere in there, but I can't quite find it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akkaiden87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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The "directional" hazard.

Being straight will never be right.

Am i right or am i right?

(sorry this was stupid.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/COMBATR07
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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My wife started yelling at me about how I have no sense of direction

So I just packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinnyPortland
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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My wife was mad at me because she said I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D1v1nE_reign
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Shaggy dog story?

I saw a shaggy dog on here maybe a month ago. It was about a couple kids in a haunted house. If anyone could put me in the right direction that would be much appreciated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CmanSwish
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Got played by my niece the other day

I was on the couch, visiting with family. My niece is about 2 or 3. She grabs my hand and says "Ewwwwwwwwwww"

Confused, I responded "Eww?"

And as if on cue, she looks down and spits directly into my palm, with a small piece of food for good measure.

Ah...."Eww."

Her dad sitting next to me on the ps4 looks over and asked what happened. I explained what happened and we both laughed. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed. It wouldn't surprise me if she becomes a stand up comic one day, or at least the class clown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marcofromda510
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My wife is always mad at me for having a bad sense of direction

I packed up and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SDF-Galaxy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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The other day on a full moonlit night I met a lost wolf who kept asking everyone for directions

It must have been a Where Wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ripinreality
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Why does it take over a billion sperm to find an egg?

Because no one will ask for directions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhodatoyota
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Why won't anyone help Santa with directions?

Cause he's a lost Claus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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My wife often complains that I'm a poor listener

But the truth is, I've a terrible sense of direction.

I always get lost in my thoughts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chennai_buzzer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I’ve been working a long time. My job is hard, unfulfilling and honestly, doesn’t pay that great. I think it’s time for a change of pace for me. I’ve decided to go into a completely different direction and become a pig rancher.

It’s the only way I can bring home the bacon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/An_Imperfect_Guy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my things and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TFeyner
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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I tried to give Santa directions to the next house...

But he’s a lost Claus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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When someone wants to end a conversation, they give confident directions

I know, right, well there you go

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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What do you call a sharp dot who points out directions for blind people

A pointy point who has no point in pointing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casecracker108
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...

He directed me to the affordable section

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kTim314
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?

It depends on which direction the wind is blowing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I’m directing a play about a boy who broke his arm.

You should see the cast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshstart321
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Yesterday my wife said I had no sense of direction.

So this morning I packed up and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeeSkee48
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I dont sense of direction.

So, I packed up all my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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My girlfriend was always yelling at me because I was getting my directions mixed up.

So I packed my bags and right left away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sobrasada1009
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sergio_the_pro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandaboy115
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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My wife is mad I have no sense of direction.

So I packed my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaDerpyDog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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My wife is really mad I have no sense of direction...

So I packed my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altcentrist22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarvelousMartin1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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My wife is mad at me that I dont have a sense of direction.

So I packed up and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarneth69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucash7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pheebsbrown
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pbjtimehehe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_Parzival_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mhayes69123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/broekpoeperd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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My wife is mad at me for not having a sense of direction

So i packed up and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OC_Hespera
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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