The "directional" hazard.
Being straight will never be right.
Am i right or am i right?
(sorry this was stupid.)
My dad understands directional terminology
My mom, dad, and I are sitting in the living room reading and whatnot. We're talking about going on a drive later when my mom says, "One of my pet peeves is when people incorrectly use up and down for going places. I had to bite my tongue this week because a coworker said he was going up to the Seward office when it's south of of us. Up is north, down is south. But I didn't want to belittle him."
So my dad says, "Why? Because he is bipolar?"
My partner was always criticising my sense of direction...
My wife didn’t like when I made fun of her terrible sense of direction
She got so mad she packed up and right
My wife always ridiculed me for having no sense of direction.....
......so one day I just packed up my stuff and right.
My wife threatened to leave me because she says I have a bad sense of direction..
So I packed my stuff and right.
My friend had the opportunity to direct the second It movie. He cancelled the movie for unknown reasons.
I asked him if he cancelled the movie because he’s too nervous.
He said, “I did, I feel just awful about It Two.”
My dad hates getting directions from me.
He left because I was right.
Why did One Direction break up?
They started going in different directions.
As a patriot, I have decided to buy my next Honda directly from Japan and pay the necessary tariffs.
It will...be my Civic duty.
My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?”
I said, “Where did that come from?”
Edit: Thanks for the love. I’m right speechless.
What did the keyboard say when the gamer went backwards, left, and then right, directly into lava?
My wife and I had a 2 hour argument last night because I "have no sense of direction"
So I packed all my stuff and right.
Whats the difference between a dad joke and a bad joke?
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The direction the first letter faces
My socially anxious friend just got a PhD in palindrome studies.
Directions for climbing a ladder
Step one
Step two
Step three
Etc.
Why did Karen press CTRL + ALT +DEL?
She wanted the task manager
Did you hear about the new dark and gritty direction Disney are taking?
Donald Duck will be playing a quack addict.
Which direction do Chickens like to run?
A blind man walks into a bar
And then a table...
And then a chair...
Wife says I won’t get 5 upvotes for this, but... Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree?
They had a long conversation about bark.
Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.
What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?
I once stopped and asked a Mandalorian for directions....
He pointed at the map and said, “This is the way.”
They just don’t taste right!
My first gig out of school was directing a TV ad for tampons.
I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.
I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.
Social distancing is just a step in the right direction.
My wife told me i have no sense of direction
So i packed up my things and right
My wife got really mad when I told her she had no sense of direction
She packed up her bags and right.
My wife threatened to leave me over my bad sense of direction... I beat her to it though.
I packed up my stuff and right!
My wife said I have no sense of direction
I was like where did that come from.
My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife was angry that I had a bad sense of direction
so I packed up my things and right
My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right
My wife is really angry that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife said I had no sense of direction.
So I asked her, "Where did that come from?"
My wife was fed up with my poor sense of direction.
So I packed up and right.
I got really upset when my wife told me that I had no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife’s really mad at the fact I have no sense of direction
So I packed up my stuff and right.
While I was driving, my wife said, “You have no sense of direction, do you?”
I said, “Where did that come from?”
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,
So I packed up my stuff and right!
I had a fight with my wife the other day about my terrible sense of direction.
I just packed my bags and right.
My wife was mad I had a bad sense of direction...
...so I packed up and right!
My wife told me I have a bad sense of direction.
I packed up my things and right!
My wife is really mad because I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife is really mad at the fact i have no sence of direction,
So i packed up my stuff and right
"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction."
"So I packed up my stuff and right!"
My wife is really angry because I have no sense of direction
So I just packed up my things and right
For my next car, I’m going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
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