A whole arRAY of stingray puns here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IlliterateEmu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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How many arrays do you give a software engineer for finishing a feature?

Hip Hip Array! Hip Hip Array! Hip Hip Array!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rine117
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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[Warning]: 18++
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Why did the programmer quit his job?

because he didn't get arrays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dummy_149
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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{greenb, greenb, greenb, greenb}

it’s a greenb array

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Daughter had a balloon with a penny in it.

So, for Easter, my wife and I got our 2-year-old an array of balloons from a delivery service, including some pre-inflated pieces you could β€œbuild your own butterfly” with, etc. It was pretty cool, but coolest of all was this clear balloon pretty tightly inflated with a single penny in it, and if you shook the balloon enough, the penny would eventually find its way to circling the inside of the balloon.

Those balloons lasted for weeks, until today. If you’ve ever seen a clear balloon deflate, you know it gets a little yellow and opaque.

My wife found it laying around and brought it to me, saying, β€œThis looks like a condom with a penny in it.” And I said, β€œThat’s why they call it a money shot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dormsta
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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What did the underpaid data scientist say?

I need arrays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaiserwilhelm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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Programmer Deserves...

Whoever thought of how to store a group of numbers in a computer programming language, deserves arrays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lindleyw
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2013
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What's the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

One has a cunning array of stunts.

(Thanks, grandad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demipepper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2017
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Did you hear about the programmer that got fired?

He didn't get arrays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Codahk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2011
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One for the IT dads

How do birds keep track of data and intentory? Array,VIN.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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Got dad-joked in the supermarket

Me and my family are shopping in France, coming to the end of our holiday and I decide to try and spend all my coins as I won't need them back in the UK. I go and get a whole array of items

Dad: Why have you got all them?

Me: Oh, I'm just trying to use all my coins

Dad: Glad to see you've got the cents to do that

Groans followed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bosmantics
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2014
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My friend quit his job as a programmer...

He didn't get arrays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okbutt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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["hip","hip"]

array

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ayo99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2016
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