Set Out Puns

... But Quasimodo had a hunch.

I received A, B, C, D, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.

I'm missing the iron E.

But eventually I came around.

Set to be called the Google Chromosome.

The says it's a 30 day whisk free trial

You should have pluralized it and more would have shown up!

Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?

It's very influenzial on the worldwide market.

I managed to cover my tracks.

I said... “Wow, that’s a meaty urologist!” 😎🤓

It was intense, just like how we were camping.

I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"

He was at his wit's end.

Dad: no he dozen’t.

It even has a table of contents!

I'm sitting here on the couch watching him run back and forth across the room while he makes race car noises. After a few minutes, I ask him what he's doing.

He replies, "I'm passing stool!"

...What have I created?

He asked the waitress what beers were on tap, which included Blue Moon and Sam Adams seasonal. He said "it's not a special occasion, so I'll have the Sam seasonal." After the waitress left, I asked, it's your birthday, what special occasion do you mean? He said "I only have it once in a blue moon."

George Carlin dad jokes the shit out of airline language. I never really realized it until rewatching it years later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdPy5Ikn7dw

But Quasimodo had a hunch.