My wife said, β€œYou really have no sense of direction, do you?”

I said, β€œWhere did that come from?”

Edit: Thanks for the love. I’m right speechless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What do you get when an alternating current and a direct current run into each other in a wire?

A good rock band.

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For my next car, I’m going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.

It will be my Civic duty.

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I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.

I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.

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Topical...
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What do you call it when a ball going in one direction starts going in the opposite direction?

Roll reversal

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What happens to Nitrogen when you put it in direct sunlight?

It becomes DAYTROGEN!

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Social distancing is just a step in the right direction.
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What do you call a direct uprising of cows?

Udder rebellion

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My first gig out of school was directing a TV ad for tampons.

It was a period piece.

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They want to reboot Speed with One Direction

It's called Velocity.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Last night, I got fed up at my wife criticizing my sense of direction.

So I packed my bags and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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No sense of direction...

My wife often says I have no sense of direction. So I left because she wasn't treating me right.

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The founder of modern study.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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A good sense of direction will get you places
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mediocre_Fanart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My wife says she hates me because I have a poor sense of direction

So the next day I packed my things and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dazeechayn
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I was teaching my 12 year old daughter how to mow the lawn. β€œYou need to pick either up and down or right and left, and then stick to it,” I told her. β€œDo you mow the whole yard in one direction.”

β€œWhy?” she asked.

β€œBecause that’s what makes it beautiful.”

Oh, the eye roll on this kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisoatkins
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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(Credit to u/Anon8627) My mum said I'm terrible with directions
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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My wife and I keep fighting over my terrible sense of direction.

I got so mad I packed up and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPackinwud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I recently broke up with my ex. She hated how bad at directions I am.

So one day, I just packed up my bags and right.

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.

It's a gross waste of resources.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.

Soon It’ll just be water under the fridge.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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During this outbreak, we must follow all directions from the Police

So don't stand so close to me

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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This guy very rudely asked me for directions...

I told him where to go and how to get there.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I’m terrible with directions but my friend William always knows where to go.

When there’s a Will, there’s a way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooby_dyver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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My wife is mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiwiboy0419
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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"My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction."

"So I packed up my stuff and right!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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My wife told me I have a bad sense of direction.

I packed up my things and right!

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I have decided to buy a new Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.

It will be my Civic duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact i have no sence of direction,

So i packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamudawhale51
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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My wife absolutely hated the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itchy_Anxiety
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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My Wife Got Really Mad At My Lack of Direction

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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For my next car, I’m thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.

It’ll be my Civic duty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My wife is really angry because I have no sense of direction

So I just packed up my things and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/renegaderis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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The other day my wife told me I had no sense of direction

Made me so mad that I packed up all things and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bushsbakedbeenz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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My wife was sick of me because I have no sense of direction

So she packed her stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoppioFan76
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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My wife said I had no sense of direction...

So I packed my bag and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that i have no sense of direction.

So i packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delet_yourself
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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My wife is really mad that i have no sense of direction

So i've packed up and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_crozier
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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My mom said I have no sense of direction

So I packed my bags and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwv0922
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sergio_the_pro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed up my stuff and right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandaboy115
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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My wife is mad I have no sense of direction.

So I packed my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaDerpyDog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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My family is mad at the fact that I have a really bad sense of direction

So I packed my bags and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndytheMVP
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My wife said "you have a terrible sense of direction,"

So I packed my stuff up and right

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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