Ordinance Puns

A list of puns related to "Ordinance"

What was Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE

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👤︎ u/Gazcobain
📅︎ May 11 2018
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Is infinity odd or even?

Oddly enough, it's even. But even so, it's still an odd concept.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 06 2019
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A chef found that the second, third, fifth, seventh, 11th, etc. batches of broth he made would turn into simple organic molecules

Turns out it was prime ordinal soup!

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👤︎ u/Orlen86
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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What is Whitney Houston's favourite co-ordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYEE

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👤︎ u/HeroAntagonist
📅︎ Jul 29 2015
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