Employees at Brunswick Zone were unsatisfied with how much they were earning.

Because of this, they were planning to strike. Upper management were able to make a deal with a day to spare. Some still weren’t happy. Only 7-10 split from the place.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ggfchl
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Do you know what they call "the friend zone" in the U.K.?

The pal region.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mortambulist
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These puns are getting out of Mein Kampfort zone
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-RedContinum-
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No smoking zone
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bongnazi
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I’m driving through England, and will be staying in Greenwich tomorrow.

Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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How do you get rid of a 1?

You add a g and it’s gone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mintyboi123
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I live next to the rubbish dump and have a huge fly problem, the bloody things are everywhere. It's gotten so bad I've decided to sell my house and move...

to a no-fly zone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/THPSROCKS
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I got friend zoned but being the gentleman that I am, I still have her a dozen roses for Valentine’s Day
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Da3013
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I sang karaoke the other day.

I started with Danger Zone, followed by I'm All Right, Return to Pooh Corner, and Conviction of the Heart. Finally after finishing Danny's Song, they kicked me off the stage for too many failed Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gogo726
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2021
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Changed all my passwords to Kenny.

Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pugglepoops
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I pulled over a truck going 80 miles an hour in a 55 zone. He had a cargo of axe-like tools used for shaping large pieces of wood.

He was hauling adze!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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I got kicked out of karaoke after singing β€œDanger Zone” nine times in a row.

Too many Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21 2019
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My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing β€œDanger Zone” 7 times in a row.

He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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I once whispered to myself in a shout-only zone

it wasn't aloud

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sooblek
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2020
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I'm outside court.

I'm in a judgment free zone.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wilsoca
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2021
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Mariah Carey is opening her Christmas present

And inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential. Disappointed, she sets the deed down and says, "I don't want a lot for Christmas!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/corbillardier
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2020
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A customer ordered a foot long cold cut trio and I completely zoned out and accidentally made him a 6" meatball.

Whoops, wrong sub.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10 2020
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I went to karaoke last night. I sang Danger Zone five times, but they wouldn’t let me do it for a sixth time.

They said I had to many Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Coloradio-Engineer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2019
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Why don't I do Hitler jokes ?

Because they are outta mein kampfort zone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_BoogiepoP_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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Driving by every graveyard

Ooops no cell service; must be a dead zone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThamilandryLFY
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I was driving and saw an older man going 20 in a 60 zone.

My wife said, "Everybody is going to be passing him" I chimed in, "Not if he passes first."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joxxter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2020
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Going outside my comfort zone v.redd.it/0fsrlrm8w4k21
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maisy1st
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2019
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In which zone would you find Calvin?

The Calzone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MeridanMonimo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2019
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It ain't easy being purr-fect
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Radish00
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2019
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I’m from the Friend Zone originally

But now I live in the Bae Area.

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06 2016
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Here's TWO-FER. A little long for a Dad joke, but I do feel they fit the "Zone"

A man is on his first visit to Boston, and he wants to try some of that delicious New England seafood that he'd long heard about. So he gets into a cab, and asks the driver, "Can you take me to where I can get scrod?" The driver replies, "I've heard that question a thousand times but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."

An Irishman goes to a building site for his first day of work, and a couple of Englishmen think, "Ah, we'll have some fun with him!" So they walk up and say, "Hey, Paddy, as you're new here make sure you know a joist from a girder..." "Ah, sure, I knows" says Paddy, "twas Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/apikoros18
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29 2019
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Still up for sale?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EC097
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15 2019
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They say you can identify a tree by its bark, but this one has me stumped.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bladingbeckie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07 2019
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Just found it
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Craftmine101
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2019
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Buzz him in!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heusenleo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31 2019
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This pun is a hit
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Devanshi1618
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I'm tired of the political signs people put up around every construction zone

Construction is necessary to keep our roads maintained. Please take your "End Construction" campaign signs down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BackwoodsCoder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2019
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I got booted off stage at a Karaoke bar. I was trying to sing 'Danger Zone' from that Top Gun movie. I forgot the lyrics three times.

They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slartibartfastBB
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2019
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Did you hear that the guy that wrote Danger Zone had his identity stolen online? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Calyph
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2019
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Why did the city support the music hall being repurposed as a shopping mall?

Harmonic Re-zone-ance

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VeryOriginalName98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2020
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I saw a sign in the road. It said: "You are now entering a 30 zone."

So I turned around, because I'm only 25.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
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I couldn't believe I got to use this

Wife-Can you be serious for a minute?

Me-*grins* Ok and you be Shirley

Wife-I'm serious!

Me-Shirley you can't be Serious, I'm Serious

This actually happened. :)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Damos1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04 2018
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[PUNNY]LIVE UPDATE ON EVACUATION ZONES FOR **HURRICANE IRMA PSA** youtube.com/watch?v=KqRfk…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/valenteman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2017
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Great, just got kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of attempted Loggins.

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I just got kicked out of Karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row...

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone 5 times...

Apparently I exceeded the amount of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kanatheapostate
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I was kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Highway To The Danger Zone 3 times in a row.

Too many Loggins attempts I guess.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spotter66
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18 2019
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I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times

I guess I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attemps.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sickspaq
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