Employees at Brunswick Zone were unsatisfied with how much they were earning.

Because of this, they were planning to strike. Upper management were able to make a deal with a day to spare. Some still weren’t happy. Only 7-10 split from the place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
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Do you know what they call "the friend zone" in the U.K.?

The pal region.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortambulist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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These puns are getting out of Mein Kampfort zone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-RedContinum-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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No smoking zone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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I’m driving through England, and will be staying in Greenwich tomorrow.

Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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How do you get rid of a 1?

You add a g and it’s gone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mintyboi123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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I live next to the rubbish dump and have a huge fly problem, the bloody things are everywhere. It's gotten so bad I've decided to sell my house and move...

to a no-fly zone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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I got friend zoned but being the gentleman that I am, I still have her a dozen roses for Valentine’s Day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da3013
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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I sang karaoke the other day.

I started with Danger Zone, followed by I'm All Right, Return to Pooh Corner, and Conviction of the Heart. Finally after finishing Danny's Song, they kicked me off the stage for too many failed Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gogo726
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Changed all my passwords to Kenny.

Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pugglepoops
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I pulled over a truck going 80 miles an hour in a 55 zone. He had a cargo of axe-like tools used for shaping large pieces of wood.

He was hauling adze!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I got kicked out of karaoke after singing β€œDanger Zone” nine times in a row.

Too many Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing β€œDanger Zone” 7 times in a row.

He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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I once whispered to myself in a shout-only zone

it wasn't aloud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sooblek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I'm outside court.

I'm in a judgment free zone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilsoca
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Mariah Carey is opening her Christmas present

And inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential. Disappointed, she sets the deed down and says, "I don't want a lot for Christmas!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corbillardier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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A customer ordered a foot long cold cut trio and I completely zoned out and accidentally made him a 6" meatball.

Whoops, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamundan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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I went to karaoke last night. I sang Danger Zone five times, but they wouldn’t let me do it for a sixth time.

They said I had to many Loggins attempts.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Why don't I do Hitler jokes ?

Because they are outta mein kampfort zone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BoogiepoP_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Driving by every graveyard

Ooops no cell service; must be a dead zone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThamilandryLFY
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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I was driving and saw an older man going 20 in a 60 zone.

My wife said, "Everybody is going to be passing him" I chimed in, "Not if he passes first."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joxxter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Going outside my comfort zone v.redd.it/0fsrlrm8w4k21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maisy1st
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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In which zone would you find Calvin?

The Calzone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeridanMonimo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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It ain't easy being purr-fect
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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I’m from the Friend Zone originally

But now I live in the Bae Area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoochie100
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2016
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Here's TWO-FER. A little long for a Dad joke, but I do feel they fit the "Zone"

A man is on his first visit to Boston, and he wants to try some of that delicious New England seafood that he'd long heard about. So he gets into a cab, and asks the driver, "Can you take me to where I can get scrod?" The driver replies, "I've heard that question a thousand times but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."

An Irishman goes to a building site for his first day of work, and a couple of Englishmen think, "Ah, we'll have some fun with him!" So they walk up and say, "Hey, Paddy, as you're new here make sure you know a joist from a girder..." "Ah, sure, I knows" says Paddy, "twas Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apikoros18
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Still up for sale?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EC097
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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They say you can identify a tree by its bark, but this one has me stumped.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bladingbeckie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Just found it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craftmine101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Buzz him in!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heusenleo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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This pun is a hit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devanshi1618
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I'm tired of the political signs people put up around every construction zone

Construction is necessary to keep our roads maintained. Please take your "End Construction" campaign signs down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BackwoodsCoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I got booted off stage at a Karaoke bar. I was trying to sing 'Danger Zone' from that Top Gun movie. I forgot the lyrics three times.

They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slartibartfastBB
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Did you hear that the guy that wrote Danger Zone had his identity stolen online? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calyph
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Why did the city support the music hall being repurposed as a shopping mall?

Harmonic Re-zone-ance

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I saw a sign in the road. It said: "You are now entering a 30 zone."

So I turned around, because I'm only 25.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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I couldn't believe I got to use this

Wife-Can you be serious for a minute?

Me-*grins* Ok and you be Shirley

Wife-I'm serious!

Me-Shirley you can't be Serious, I'm Serious

This actually happened. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Damos1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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[PUNNY]LIVE UPDATE ON EVACUATION ZONES FOR **HURRICANE IRMA PSA** youtube.com/watch?v=KqRfk…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/valenteman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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Great, just got kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of attempted Loggins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sattoth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I just got kicked out of Karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row...

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone 5 times...

Apparently I exceeded the amount of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanatheapostate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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I was kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Highway To The Danger Zone 3 times in a row.

Too many Loggins attempts I guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotter66
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times

I guess I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attemps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sickspaq
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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