A list of puns related to "Zoning"
Because of this, they were planning to strike. Upper management were able to make a deal with a day to spare. Some still werenβt happy. Only 7-10 split from the place.
The pal region.
You add a g and itβs gone.
Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
He was hauling adze!
Too many Loggins attempts.
He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
it wasn't aloud
I'm in a judgment free zone.
And inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential. Disappointed, she sets the deed down and says, "I don't want a lot for Christmas!"
Ooops no cell service; must be a dead zone
Because they are outta mein kampfort zone
Whoops, wrong sub.
They said I had to many Loggins attempts.
My wife said, "Everybody is going to be passing him" I chimed in, "Not if he passes first."
The Calzone
A man is on his first visit to Boston, and he wants to try some of that delicious New England seafood that he'd long heard about. So he gets into a cab, and asks the driver, "Can you take me to where I can get scrod?" The driver replies, "I've heard that question a thousand times but never in the pluperfect subjunctive."
An Irishman goes to a building site for his first day of work, and a couple of Englishmen think, "Ah, we'll have some fun with him!" So they walk up and say, "Hey, Paddy, as you're new here make sure you know a joist from a girder..." "Ah, sure, I knows" says Paddy, "twas Joyce wrote Ulysses and Goethe wrote Faust."
But now I live in the Bae Area.
They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.
Construction is necessary to keep our roads maintained. Please take your "End Construction" campaign signs down.
Harmonic Re-zone-ance
So I turned around, because I'm only 25.
Wife-Can you be serious for a minute?
Me-*grins* Ok and you be Shirley
Wife-I'm serious!
Me-Shirley you can't be Serious, I'm Serious
This actually happened. :)
I told her that'd be a stretch
My dad says "Well they're two hours behind us so it will take a while for the call to get there."
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of attempted Loggins.
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...
Apparently I exceeded the amount of Loggins attempts.
Too many Loggins attempts I guess.
I guess I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attemps.
Palcatraz
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