Stature Puns

A list of puns related to "Stature"

A midget was in my office applying for a job. He humbly noted all the benefits of his stature regarding the job.

I still think he was selling himself short.

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👤︎ u/Virtual-Prime
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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Did you hear about the fraudulent, short in stature fortune teller who escaped from jail?

The newspaper headline read ‘Small Medium at Large’.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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