A list of puns related to "Childbirth"
It was such a harrowing experience I couldnβt walk for a year after that.
It should have been called takeout instead.
"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."
But it's hard to deliver
I mean, it's clearly take-out
I said, "relax honey! You're just having a mid-wife crisis."
To let me know that childbirth is still more painful.
Teacher: Who was married to Julia, Julius Caesar's daughter? Class: Pompey Teacher: Yes and after his daughter died in childbirth, there was no family tie between Julius Caesar and Pompey and so became his enemy. Me: When she died in childbirth, did Julia have a Caesarean section? Teacher: lowers head and bangs on desk Why are you in my class?
Just happened. My wife and I were contemplating childbirth, and I acted out my part of it by clinging to her upper half and saying "I'm staying on this side - or maybe I'll look into the Eye of Vagauron (a poor wordplay on Eye of Sauron).
Wife: -silence-
Me: that was a stretch but I'm sticking to it
And that's when she bursts out laughing and I accidentally a pre-dad joke
It should have been called takeout instead.
It should have been called takeout instead.
It should have been called βtakeoutβ instead.
"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."
Shouldnβt it be called βtakeoutβ?
"Now, maybe I was too young to remember, but I didn't think it hurt that much."
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