A list of puns related to "Fetus"
Cuz he gestate
An inside joke
Womb temperature
I said, βFetus, Hand-us, Leg-us, Thereβs practically a whole baby in there!β
Iβm looking for something wombier.
Around womb temperature
Courtesy of my father.
The living womb
For now, they're just cell mates.
The prelims.
They're all born with da fetus attitudes.
I guess you could call it survival of the fetus.
When they grow up, two of them become adult knees.
A satisfactory
Idk how this came to me the other day but I was thinking, if someone has a hard time remembering the difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes, they can say this:
Type 1 is diabeetus of the fetus
Type 2 is diabeetus cause you eatus
Please fetus!
My wife is going to see a nutritionist to see how her diet can affect the fetus. As she was heading out the door, I said, "Hope your appointment is fruitful!"
She glared as she closed the door.
Brother in law, "you know our twins have already said their first words?" Sister, "Oh?" Brother in law: "Yeah... we're hungry, fetus!"
... I think there was even groaning in the uterus...
Fetus
Dad: Hey (OP's sister), do fetuses ever get fevers?
Sister: ... What? Why?
Dad: Because I think they're always at WOMB TEMPERATURE!
It's time to make like a fetus and head out this mother
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