A list of puns related to "Umbilical Cord"
I told him, “Well, they were separated at birth.”
I was delivered via C-section due to the cord being wrapped around my neck. My dad was telling the story about how he was so scared for me and my mom, and then when I came out everything turned out to be alright. So then my dad says he went to cut my umbilical cord and the doctor screams "NO THATS NOT THE UMBILICAL CORD!" as he cuts it.
He's such a dick. No pun intended.
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