The living womb
The prelims.
Beacuse it wasn't born yesterday.
Cuz he gestate
An inside joke
Womb temperature
I said, βFetus, Hand-us, Leg-us, Thereβs practically a whole baby in there!β
Iβm looking for something wombier.
When they grow up, two of them become adult knees.
For now, they're just cell mates.
Around womb temperature
Courtesy of my father.
They're all born with da fetus attitudes.
I guess you could call it survival of the fetus.
A satisfactory
Idk how this came to me the other day but I was thinking, if someone has a hard time remembering the difference between type 1 and type 2 diabetes, they can say this:
Type 1 is diabeetus of the fetus
Type 2 is diabeetus cause you eatus
My wife is going to see a nutritionist to see how her diet can affect the fetus. As she was heading out the door, I said, "Hope your appointment is fruitful!"
She glared as she closed the door.
Please fetus!
Brother in law, "you know our twins have already said their first words?" Sister, "Oh?" Brother in law: "Yeah... we're hungry, fetus!"
... I think there was even groaning in the uterus...
Dad: Hey (OP's sister), do fetuses ever get fevers?
Sister: ... What? Why?
Dad: Because I think they're always at WOMB TEMPERATURE!
Fetus
It's time to make like a fetus and head out this mother
