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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErrorErised
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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At your cervix!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,

β€œthank you for your cervix.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rusto_Dusto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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A man called 911 after his 76 year old mother wandered out of the family home during the night. When asked what she had been wearing and if she had any personally identifying features about her, he advised she was barefoot, half naked and had a visible scar from her hysterectomy.

The dispatcher replied, β€œSo... no shirt, no shoes, no cervix?”

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?

Thank you for your cervix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saxtrav
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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The wife was asking for recognition over the labours she endured for me, in order to give me my two kids...

So I thanked her for her cervix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberOGa3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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How does a nurse greet a mother about to give birth?

Labor & delivery at your cervix!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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To all the women who have given birth to bring life into the world:

Thank you for your cervix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drCrankoPhone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Posted on a sign outside the gynecologist's office:

Dr. Jones - at your cervix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennedystyle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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To all those who take advantage of women's clinics,

Thank you for your cervix!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Always make sure to tip the gynecologist.

They're in the cervix industry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iresenteverything
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Got my girlfriend (in labour with our first son, having strong contractions) on the way to the hospital

Me: So you think he might be born by midnight?

Her: I dunno...we might get in there and the triage nurse says I'm only 1cm

Me: Hmmm...I think you're more like 5'2"

It went down as well as you might expect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RadToTheBone86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2015
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[Request] Puns for spay/neuter veterinary surgery team.

Hello, I'm in Vet school and just can't seem to compete with some of my fellow students' surgery team names. As students, we work together to do spays and neuters for shelter animals. We like to use funny pun names.

Ideas that have already been taken: "Ovarian Cysters" "Dogtors at Your Cervix" "Eggs Ovary-Z"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilostpoints
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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Inspired by Circumcision Story

After reading the circumcision story from u/Oemus2776 this morning, I was reminded of how little the nurses at my wife’s first birth appreciated my comedic stylings.

My wife was in labor and the nurse came in to check the dilation of the cervix. She had her hand under the sheet and said, β€œalright now, I’m just feeling for change.” I replied, β€œwell you’re in luck! I found two dimes and a quarter in there just yesterday!”

Crickets...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrNanny
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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Dad joked by a girl graduating to become a labor and delivery nurse

Her graduation cap read: "L&D nurse, at your cervix"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bi9gB1rd
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2015
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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To all the military moms out there...

thank you for your cervix!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donutgabe
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2015
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