“thank you for your cervix.”
The dispatcher replied, “So... no shirt, no shoes, no cervix?”
Thank you for your cervix.
So I thanked her for her cervix.
Labor & delivery at your cervix!
Thank you for your cervix.
Dr. Jones - at your cervix
Thank you for your cervix!
They're in the cervix industry.
Me: So you think he might be born by midnight?
Her: I dunno...we might get in there and the triage nurse says I'm only 1cm
Me: Hmmm...I think you're more like 5'2"
It went down as well as you might expect.
Hello, I'm in Vet school and just can't seem to compete with some of my fellow students' surgery team names. As students, we work together to do spays and neuters for shelter animals. We like to use funny pun names.
Ideas that have already been taken: "Ovarian Cysters" "Dogtors at Your Cervix" "Eggs Ovary-Z"
After reading the circumcision story from u/Oemus2776 this morning, I was reminded of how little the nurses at my wife’s first birth appreciated my comedic stylings.
My wife was in labor and the nurse came in to check the dilation of the cervix. She had her hand under the sheet and said, “alright now, I’m just feeling for change.” I replied, “well you’re in luck! I found two dimes and a quarter in there just yesterday!”
Crickets...
Her graduation cap read: "L&D nurse, at your cervix"
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
thank you for your cervix!
