Because it has been dealing with shit for years
It was a cat-ass-trophy
You get an anal cavity!
It was a huge catastrophe.
It's a catastrophe.
Edit: Don't ask what that question mark is doing there?
He got caught picking his nose!
A nurse asked her what's wrong, and my wife screamed, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Didn't!"
The nurse shook her head and said, "I'm sorry…I don't understand."
My wife's face contorted in pain as she shouted, "Can't! Won't! Don't!"
The nurse, bewildered, turned the doctor.
"Admit her," the doctor said. "She's having contractions."
They both go around Ur anus looking for Klingons
Have you ever heard the story of the penguin who breathed through its anus?
Well, it sat down and died.
Because it can circle Ur anus and wipe out kling ons
Doing a crossword, I asked for a four letter word meaning 'wind instrument':
Edit: improved formatting.