A list of puns related to "Cork"
It's really tacky.
Any more and it would be two farty...
It has a cork in it!
A cork-ie
I was drinking wine with my wife, and she asked me if it was good, to which I responded:
"It's grape!" groans "Why are you wine-ing ?" groans intensify "Want me to put a cork in it?" facepalm desk "Vine, I'll stop."
She then pun-ished me with no more wine.
In Ragland Road (Irish pub in Downtown Disney) I spied a set of reusable corks. I called my littlest one over and asked her to put one in her mouth. When she asked why I told her it was a whine stopper.
"DAAAAAAD!"
I was at a restaurant a while back with my parents. They were about half way through their bottle of wine when the waiter came over and asked, "Can I have your cork?", to which my dad replied, " No! Get your own cork." He was chuckling for a while....
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