9 Hilarious Bordeaux Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My son asked me if I knew a two-letter word that rhymed with "Bordeaux".

I guess so.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Jun 05 2018

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The French have started a program where they torture prisoners

It's called water Bordeaux-ing.

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👤︎ u/Ivegot_back

📅︎ Jun 08 2021

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I’ve trained my dog to go and fetch me a bottle of wine.

He’s a Bordeaux collie

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👤︎ u/acherion

📅︎ Mar 21 2021

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What do the French drink when there’s nothing to do?

Bordeaux

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👤︎ u/pROPEnta

📅︎ Nov 17 2019

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Extreme Pun Combo

Don't wanna be Obama self. I'm just China to make you happy. Yes, my pun Israel. Norway I'm lying, Syria stuff. You guys Ghana have to Czech these puns. Okay, I think I will Finnish now. I think Alaska guy to help me out because I’m Havana hard time. You have no India how long it took me to make these puns, but I hope they'll help Sweden your day because I Canada think of one anymore. Oman, I think Iran out of ideas Irish I can think of Samoa. I think my Bahrain can’t think of one anymore but Taiwan this to continue. I want Tibet that there are better things to do now. I Belize it’s time to put an end to these puns because I’m Oslo getting Bordeaux this. African hate these puns I want Togo because I Amsterdam tired. I’m Sudan with puns now.

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👤︎ u/SpareDestruction

📅︎ Dec 31 2014

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I've trained my dog to go and fetch me a bottle of wine

He's a Bordeaux collie

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👤︎ u/bob9109

📅︎ Mar 19 2021

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I trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.

He's a bordeaux collie.

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👤︎ u/mykeuk

📅︎ Oct 29 2020

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I’ve trained my dog to bring me red wine.

Hes a Bordeaux collie.

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👤︎ u/spudgun81

📅︎ Oct 29 2020

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I've trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.

It's a Bordeaux collie.

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👤︎ u/huse789

📅︎ Apr 03 2020

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