I hope the Barcelona pun intended
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TiredRandomWolf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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What do you call a guy from Barcelona without car?

Carles

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it

Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahh-potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Barcelona players not gonna eat anything till morning

Because they 8-2 much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xdrjpt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Bayern : What did you guys eat ? Schalke : 8- nothing. Barcelona - 8-2much.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rohitGd7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Some of my classmates after the football match between Barcelona and Bayern Munich
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrnGediTYa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Bayern Munich couldn’t eat after the Barcelona match

They 8-2 much

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Why is the Barcelona goal keeper always cleaning up?

Because his teammate is a little Messi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevehrowe2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Did you guys see that Lionel Messi was detained in Barcelona with a duffel bag full of drugs?

They’re calling him Methi now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaybadger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Whenever I tell my friends that I got my incredibly detailed tattoos in Barcelona, they seem surprised.

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Today I was visiting Barcelona with my parents when this happened...

Mom: I think we are lost Dad: No, I know exactly where we are, we are in Barcelona!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowlyMoly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?

They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhHiGCHQ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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I went to work and was shocked to find that our company was bought over by a firm in Barcelona.

No one expects the Spanish Acquisition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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My cousins from Barcelona came for a surprise visit weeks ago. They're still here!

I didn't expect the Spanish imposition...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Walking through the streets of Barcelona....

When I asked my girlfriend why the Spanish like to use grass instead of toilet paper. She stared blankly and said "huh?" To which I responded "everywhere we go they say 'grassy-ass".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedi-duo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2017
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I heard there's a lot of cool architecture in Barcelona.

But I thought it was pretty GaudΓ­.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickelsurprise
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2016
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Dad got me during the Barcelona game

Me: Dad, Messi set a new record with that score!!!!

Dad: Wow, what a neat guy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grilled-Cheesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2014
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I saw a post about someones 10 y.o. daughter, had to share mine of my 10 y.o. cousin

We were chatting with a couple of people in the backgarden when a random cat jumped into our garden. He seemed skiddish at first but after trying for a few minutes I got to pet it before it ran off. Walking back, my cousin exclaims: "How did you do that!?" To which I said: "Because I speak cat!". She looked confused for a second, then answered (she lives in Barcelona): "Oh, you speak catalonian too!?"

Maybe you guys won't laugh, but I was crying for 2 minutes straight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReflexNL
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2017
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Got my wife

Showed her this post.

Her - Why would they do that?

Me - Because it's cool.

Her - It looks messy.

Me - No, I don't think that's Barcelona.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hooligan26
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2015
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