Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!
Because they 8-2 much
They 8-2 much
Because his teammate is a little Messi
Theyβre calling him Methi now
Mom: I think we are lost Dad: No, I know exactly where we are, we are in Barcelona!
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
No one expects the Spanish Acquisition.
I didn't expect the Spanish imposition...
When I asked my girlfriend why the Spanish like to use grass instead of toilet paper. She stared blankly and said "huh?" To which I responded "everywhere we go they say 'grassy-ass".
But I thought it was pretty GaudΓ.
Me: Dad, Messi set a new record with that score!!!!
Dad: Wow, what a neat guy!
We were chatting with a couple of people in the backgarden when a random cat jumped into our garden. He seemed skiddish at first but after trying for a few minutes I got to pet it before it ran off. Walking back, my cousin exclaims: "How did you do that!?" To which I said: "Because I speak cat!". She looked confused for a second, then answered (she lives in Barcelona): "Oh, you speak catalonian too!?"
Maybe you guys won't laugh, but I was crying for 2 minutes straight.
Showed her this post.
Her - Why would they do that?
Me - Because it's cool.
Her - It looks messy.
Me - No, I don't think that's Barcelona.
