Chelsea Puns

“Frozen pizza” said my son, rolling his eyes.

“Exactly, my son. Frozen pizza.”

Cech checked his Czech cheque

We came into work on a Saturday where dress is really relaxed. He was wearing a soccer jersey for a guy named Eden Hazard. Hazard plays for Chelsea and the Belgian national team.

The front of soccer jerseys typically have a company name on them for advertising. This one had Samsung.

I asked if he got the jersey free with a purchase of his Note 7.

He actually laughed at the joke.

Bonus: we're both Arabs so I told him not to go to the airport wearing it.

The clerk was giving him change, and she ran out of tens.

Clerk: "Chelsea! We need more tens!"

Dad: after a few minutes "Where is Chelsea? She needs to remove this awkward TENsion..."

Brother: If Chelsea had to play versus Man. City in a playoff, I'd buy a ticket instead of saving for a car (soccer teams)

Me: Those tickets would be like.. £70 a piece

Dad: Man, that's a heavy ticket

Younger bro: I probably won't support Chelsea as my London team anymore...

Older bro: I would support Brentside as your London team

Dad: Do you know who I support in London?

Brothers: Who?

Dad: a wife and three kids :D

My mum groaned but we (brothers and I) appreciated it...