Chelsea Puns

A list of puns related to "Chelsea"

“Chelsea’s Pizza” I said, reading a sign as we walked. My son replied “Did you say Elsa’s Pizza?” Realizing the opportunity I said “No, but what kind of pizza would they serve at Elsa’s Pizza?

“Frozen pizza” said my son, rolling his eyes.

“Exactly, my son. Frozen pizza.”

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👤︎ u/jamikula
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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When the former Chelsea goalkeeper wasn't sure of the prize money he received, what did he do?

Cech checked his Czech cheque

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👤︎ u/not_a_theorist
📅︎ Jul 03 2016
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My sister met Proudlock from Made In Chelsea last night. Dad had a reasonable response. imgur.com/W8HhRQL
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👤︎ u/dalviel
📅︎ Oct 18 2013
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My Dad at the grocery store

The clerk was giving him change, and she ran out of tens.

Clerk: "Chelsea! We need more tens!"

Dad: after a few minutes "Where is Chelsea? She needs to remove this awkward TENsion..."

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👤︎ u/Mrseriousmoose
📅︎ Dec 20 2014
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Talking to my brother at dinner, when a wild dad appears!

Brother: If Chelsea had to play versus Man. City in a playoff, I'd buy a ticket instead of saving for a car (soccer teams)

Me: Those tickets would be like.. £70 a piece

Dad: Man, that's a heavy ticket

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👤︎ u/NBKEEP
📅︎ Jan 18 2015
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While talking about which football teams we support...

Younger bro: I probably won't support Chelsea as my London team anymore...

Older bro: I would support Brentside as your London team

Dad: Do you know who I support in London?

Brothers: Who?

Dad: a wife and three kids :D

My mum groaned but we (brothers and I) appreciated it...

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👤︎ u/tessie999
📅︎ Dec 22 2014
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