What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A waiter at a german restaurant warned me that the meat they used for sausages was suspicious. I replied: " It's okay...
I always called it the “fast nut” but okay
Two brokers met on the sidewalk. "How's it going?" Said the one. "I'm fine," replied the other. "Well, gotta run," said the one. "Okay," said the other, "I'll see ya later." "All right. Bye."
okay, but what languages should have some polish?
You’ll do a lot of dumb things in your youth, son, and that’s okay, because most of the consequences won’t follow you into adulthood. But you know what will always come back to haunt you?
If your parachute fails while sky diving, it’s okay...
...you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Okay, seriously, ENOUGH with the gay jokes. They're not funny.
My wife is okay with the fact that I still live with my ex-girlfriend.
She doesn't like me calling her that, however.
Okay I'll bite.
I'm sick of choking on my food.
**Genie: I will grant you 2 wishes** **Me: I want to be rich.** **Genie: Okay granted, second wish?** **Rich: I'd like loads of money.**
Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.
Okay guys. Who spilled the bean?
What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
Okay, okay...you are a bear
"Okay, I did learn one interesting thing," Gabe admitted.
He was finally doing the reading for his history class. "Did you know that Bin Laden was planning to blow up monuments in other American cities?"
"I bet St. Louis was next on his list," I nodded.
"How'd you know that, Dad?" he asked in surprise.
"Well, he was our arch-enemy."
I am not proud of this... okay maybe a little bit
My friend asks if it is okay to park without paying. I told him, “don’t worry.”
Mez: what's your surname Selena?, Selena: Gomez. Mez: okay I'll go but what's your surname?
I asked my kids when they wanted to go on vacation. I asked “Would July to August be okay?”
My son replied, “Why would I lie to August? That’s not nice.”
I got dad-schooled.
Annie are you okay? cuz...
Saw a guy standing outside for hours yesterday. I asked “Are you okay?” He said...
I just wanted to leave a few dad jokes if that's okay with all dads in this subreddit....
1.bI refused to believe my dad was fired as a road worker for theft
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
- Yesterday, I was fired from a keyboard factory
Apparently, I wasn't putting enough shifts.
- My friends bet me $50 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti
You should've seen the look on their face when I drove pasta.
- The price of a slice of an apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in Bahamas
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
- "Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group", a man said.
"Btw I have to say I'm very disappointed to see only a few new faces this week."
Okay so two whales walk into a bar. One whale goes “ARRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO” (whale sound)
The other one goes “Shut up Phil you’re drunk”
I hit my head on a light bulb today, but it’s okay.
It’s okay if you have no idea what “prefix” means.
It’s not the end of the word.
Patient: Is it okay to have kids after 35?
Doctor: I think 35 kids is enough, don’t you?
I'd like to believe I'm okay at art, but
Is it okay to put up a picture of a crucifix?
Or is cross posting not allowed?
It's okay if your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "duck."
You're still using fowl language.
Okay I'm just going to drink Mein Kampfee now
I'm okay with parallel graphs and all...
But perpendicular? That crosses the line
Okay, seriously people, calm down. There's no need to tailgate me when I'm doing 120 mph, over twice the legal speed limit. Just pass me already.
Oh, and by the way, those flashing lights on top of your car look really stupid.
Butterfingers and M&Ms are okay...
... but Mars Bars and Milky Way are out of this world!
(Not a great joke, but I've found its good for a few Snickers)
My fiancée asked if I could sharpen her pencil. After the pencil had been sharpened, I continued to sharpen. She said “okay that’s enough!”
I said “I was just trying to make a point”.
A man who lost everything in a fire was asked if he is okay.
"Well, I have nothing left, so I guess I'm all right."
I hope my home-baked breadsticks turn out okay.
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
Nurse: Okay doc, here's the list of heart and kidney donors in alphabetical order
Doc: Wow, it's very organized ;)
Dyslexic boy asks his mother for a mcdonald’s, she goes only if you can spell it, he then says okay mum I’ll have a kcf
What do you call a factory that make okay items?
It is okay if you don’t know what “prefix” means.
It’s not the end of the word.
It’s okay if your phone autocorrects ‘fuck’ to ‘duck’
You’re still using fowl language.
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