What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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A waiter at a german restaurant warned me that the meat they used for sausages was suspicious. I replied: " It's okay...
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︎ Apr 19 2021
I always called it the โfast nutโ but okay
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Two brokers met on the sidewalk. "How's it going?" Said the one. "I'm fine," replied the other. "Well, gotta run," said the one. "Okay," said the other, "I'll see ya later." "All right. Bye."
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okay, but what languages should have some polish?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Youโll do a lot of dumb things in your youth, son, and thatโs okay, because most of the consequences wonโt follow you into adulthood. But you know what will always come back to haunt you?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
If your parachute fails while sky diving, itโs okay...
...you have the rest of your life to fix it.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Okay, seriously, ENOUGH with the gay jokes. They're not funny.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
My wife is okay with the fact that I still live with my ex-girlfriend.
She doesn't like me calling her that, however.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Okay I'll bite.
I'm sick of choking on my food.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
**Genie: I will grant you 2 wishes** **Me: I want to be rich.** **Genie: Okay granted, second wish?** **Rich: I'd like loads of money.**
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Okay guys. Who spilled the bean?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Hope their Naan is okay!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?
For a bat, every room is the batroom.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
"Okay rookie, the first thing you've got to learn about making pornography for the blind is: Voice Projection."
"That sounds hard."
"Thank you. I'm a professional."
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Okay, okay...you are a bear
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︎ Sep 07 2020
"Okay, I did learn one interesting thing," Gabe admitted.
He was finally doing the reading for his history class. "Did you know that Bin Laden was planning to blow up monuments in other American cities?"
"I bet St. Louis was next on his list," I nodded.
"How'd you know that, Dad?" he asked in surprise.
"Well, he was our arch-enemy."
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I am not proud of this... okay maybe a little bit
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︎ Sep 21 2020
My friend asks if it is okay to park without paying. I told him, โdonโt worry.โ
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Today was an okay day
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Mez: what's your surname Selena?, Selena: Gomez. Mez: okay I'll go but what's your surname?
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︎ Feb 24 2020
I asked my kids when they wanted to go on vacation. I asked โWould July to August be okay?โ
My son replied, โWhy would I lie to August? Thatโs not nice.โ
I got dad-schooled.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Annie are you okay? cuz...
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Saw a guy standing outside for hours yesterday. I asked โAre you okay?โ He said...
โYeah, Iโm outstanding.โ
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I just wanted to leave a few dad jokes if that's okay with all dads in this subreddit....
1.bI refused to believe my dad was fired as a road worker for theft
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
- Yesterday, I was fired from a keyboard factory
Apparently, I wasn't putting enough shifts.
- My friends bet me $50 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti
You should've seen the look on their face when I drove pasta.
- The price of a slice of an apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in Bahamas
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
- "Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group", a man said.
"Btw I have to say I'm very disappointed to see only a few new faces this week."
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Okay so two whales walk into a bar. One whale goes โARRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOโ (whale sound)
The other one goes โShut up Phil youโre drunkโ
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I hit my head on a light bulb today, but itโs okay.
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︎ May 26 2020
Itโs okay if you have no idea what โprefixโ means.
Itโs not the end of the word.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Patient: Is it okay to have kids after 35?
Doctor: I think 35 kids is enough, donโt you?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
It's always okay to joke
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︎ Apr 10 2020
I'd like to believe I'm okay at art, but
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Is it okay to put up a picture of a crucifix?
Or is cross posting not allowed?
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︎ Jun 20 2020
It's okay if your phone autocorrects "fuck" to "duck."
You're still using fowl language.
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Okay I'm just going to drink Mein Kampfee now
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︎ Jan 15 2020
I'm okay with parallel graphs and all...
But perpendicular? That crosses the line
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Okay, seriously people, calm down. There's no need to tailgate me when I'm doing 120 mph, over twice the legal speed limit. Just pass me already.
Oh, and by the way, those flashing lights on top of your car look really stupid.
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Butterfingers and M&Ms are okay...
... but Mars Bars and Milky Way are out of this world!
(Not a great joke, but I've found its good for a few Snickers)
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My fiancรฉe asked if I could sharpen her pencil. After the pencil had been sharpened, I continued to sharpen. She said โokay thatโs enough!โ
I said โI was just trying to make a pointโ.
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A man who lost everything in a fire was asked if he is okay.
"Well, I have nothing left, so I guess I'm all right."
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︎ Jan 31 2020
I hope my home-baked breadsticks turn out okay.
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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
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Nurse: Okay doc, here's the list of heart and kidney donors in alphabetical order
Doc: Wow, it's very organized ;)
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Dyslexic boy asks his mother for a mcdonaldโs, she goes only if you can spell it, he then says okay mum Iโll have a kcf
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︎ Nov 22 2019
What do you call a factory that make okay items?
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It is okay if you donโt know what โprefixโ means.
Itโs not the end of the word.
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Itโs okay if your phone autocorrects โfuckโ to โduckโ
Youโre still using fowl language.
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