What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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Youโll do a lot of dumb things in your youth, son, and thatโs okay, because most of the consequences wonโt follow you into adulthood. But you know what will always come back to haunt you?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Okay, okay...you are a bear
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︎ Sep 07 2020
I am not proud of this... okay maybe a little bit
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Saw a guy standing outside for hours yesterday. I asked โAre you okay?โ He said...
โYeah, Iโm outstanding.โ
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I just wanted to leave a few dad jokes if that's okay with all dads in this subreddit....
1.bI refused to believe my dad was fired as a road worker for theft
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
- Yesterday, I was fired from a keyboard factory
Apparently, I wasn't putting enough shifts.
- My friends bet me $50 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti
You should've seen the look on their face when I drove pasta.
- The price of a slice of an apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in Bahamas
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
- "Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group", a man said.
"Btw I have to say I'm very disappointed to see only a few new faces this week."
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Okay so two whales walk into a bar. One whale goes โARRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOโ (whale sound)
The other one goes โShut up Phil youโre drunkโ
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I hit my head on a light bulb today, but itโs okay.
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︎ May 26 2020
Is it okay to put up a picture of a crucifix?
Or is cross posting not allowed?
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︎ Jun 20 2020
A man who lost everything in a fire was asked if he is okay.
"Well, I have nothing left, so I guess I'm all right."
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Dyslexic boy asks his mother for a mcdonaldโs, she goes only if you can spell it, he then says okay mum Iโll have a kcf
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︎ Nov 22 2019
"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."
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︎ Oct 19 2017
Okay so recently I sued a airport about luggage security
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Okay when does a joke become a "dad joke"?
When it becomes apparent.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
The mayor of Cowville hosted a citywide celebration of their milk. At the opening ceremony the mayor stood proudly above a pool of milk to show the exceptional quality. Unfortunately as he left the stage he fell into the pool of milk. The townsmen quickly rescued him and asked if he was okay:
"Yes", he said, "I'm all-white".
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︎ Aug 24 2019
If a new Dad manages to capture video of their child breastfeeding for the first time, is it okay for them to title that video
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Okay, I just learned there's a scientific term for sneezing.
Autosomal-dominant Compelling Helio Ophthalmic Outburst.
In short, ACHOO.
i want my money back
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︎ Sep 15 2018
A rich patient told his doctor that money was no problem: "Please give me some good news." "Okay then," said the physician...
"But I'll have to tell that to your widow."
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Is it okay to hate a certain race?
My running group typically do 5ks but are looking into doing a 10k. I really dont like 10k races
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︎ May 01 2018
Student: Whatโs infinity? Math Teacher: Think of a number. Student: Okay, Iโve got one.
Math Teacher: Good! That's not it
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︎ Jun 20 2019
Is it okay to ask a question on this sub?
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︎ Jun 02 2019
Okay... I'm not saying, that gingers don't have a soul...
I'm just saying... The dementors never went for Ron Weasley.
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︎ Jun 30 2019
Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 vitamins at me, but I'm okay...
... the wounds were super fish oil.
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︎ Dec 27 2017
What do you call a vegetable that cooks slimy, and it is just okay, not spectacular?
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︎ Dec 03 2018
This guy got hit in the head with a soda can, but he was okay. Do you know why?
Because it was a soft drink.
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︎ May 25 2019
Okay this isn't a typical Dad Joke but it's a dad joke.
So this just happened.
My dad walked into my room, said "So you think you can take on your old man," doing an exaggerated impression of a bad lip sync, threw a toy throwing star at me, and left. I have no further explanation.
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Sometimes it's okay to be a dick, if everyone else around you sucks.
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︎ Jun 23 2018
Tripped and hit my head on a helium tank. I'm okay...
A bit light headed though.
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︎ Nov 26 2018
As a father, is it okay for me to refer to the plastic threaded flange which secures the silicone nipple onto the plastic baby formula bottle as the
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︎ Jan 17 2019
[PSA] If it's okay, I'd like to say a few words about this sub reddit
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︎ May 29 2016
Okay maybe I shouldn't have referred to my kid's dentist appointment as a "cavity search."
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︎ Jun 15 2018
What do you call a Chinese Officer that's only kinda okay at his job?
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︎ Aug 30 2017
Not a parent yet but the girlfriend asks if it's okay to book a flight which returns at 1 am on our usual date night.
I tell her I'm flexible and touch my toes. She is not amused.
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︎ Jan 24 2016
Caught my Mom off guard tonight with a primo dadjoke. Maybe I'll make an okay Dad one day after all...
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︎ Nov 02 2013
Not a dad, but I think I'd do okay. Case is our dog's name.
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︎ Nov 26 2013
I'm a dad so dad jokes are okay, right?
The staff at work which usually maintain the community centres were changing the light bulbs in my office today. I actually said to them "You have some nice, light work today!" ...I'm pretty sure this makes me an old man : (
I do have two children with a third on the way but I am only 32!
Edit: punctuation
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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?" "Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, but it's not your turn Scooby!"
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