It's growing on me
You’re pulling my leg.
It's Thyme to stop.
It's just the two days after that I can't stand.
Sick
Pair of dice, LOST.
It’s the only way I can bring home the bacon.
That'd be way too many
...that way i will never be defeated again!
I’d never met herbivore.
Guess I Lack toes and Tolerant
I don’t see their point, and they just don’t cut it.
Don't you think? http://imgur.com/RpK3CJK
There was this convenience store and the owner had a parrot perched next to the register. The parrot would talk to customers as they walked by and one day a man was walking by and the parrot said "You're the ugliest man I ever saw.". Taken aback, the man said "What did you say?" and the parrot said "You're the ugliest man I ever saw."
The man was outraged. He talked to the owner and said "Do you know what your bird just said to me?"
"No." said the owner.
"He said I was the ugliest man he ever saw."
"I'll give him a talking to." said the owner. "You come back tomorrow and see if things aren't a bit different."
That night the owner takes the parrot and slaps him around some, and tells him not to insult the customers ever again.
So the next day rolls around and the man stops by the store. He walks up to the register and says to the bird "What do you think you're lookin' at?"
The bird says, "You know."
