Downright Puns

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But every once in a while you find one that is downright shit talky.

His dog died, his wife left him, and he's just downright ugly. Not to mention he's never out standing in his field. I figured he just needed a win.

Well mine seems to be missing. It must have just downright up and left.

In fact, he was downright pissed 24/7. He would storm around town kicking things in his path, yelling at people who got in his way, and mumble hateful things to himself. Whenever he would walk by, people would say to eachother "whelp, there goes Pissed-ol' Pete doing his thing again."

We're having a Canadian wedding with an animal theme to differentiate the different tables. On each table we'll have an animal emblem with some kind of love pun for each animal. It's been a trying affair to come up with these, but I know a lot of them could be better. In fact, most of them are downright ridiculous.

Reddit, how can we improve these?

Moose - I find you amoosing.

Beaver - I think I'll pick this flower for her, it would beavery romantic.

Owl - Owl always love you.

Fox - You are the object of my affoxtion.

Skunk - I stink you're sweet!

Bunny - Everybunny loves you!

Woodpecker - Knock Knock! Who's there? Wood! Wood who? Wood you be mine?

Porcupuine. I'm stuck on you.

Wolf - Wolf you marry me?

Trout - We'll be together trout eternity!

Turtle - You're turtley amazing.

Lynx - Let us lynx our lives together.

Bear - To be away from you is unbearable.

Squirrel - I'm going nuts for you!

Raven - Can't stop raven about you.

Turkey - I could just gobble you up!

Caribou - Where does one find a wedding ring for his deer? Why at the cariboutique, of course.

Deer - I love you deerly!

Goose - You give me goose bumps.

Sasquatch - Getting you to marry me was no small feat.

Also looking for some ideas for racoon, snake, and groundhogs.

A: "Terrible son. In fact, it was downright Laosy."

At thanksgiving dinner we were talking about pianos since my parents and my grandparents both have upright pianos. My dad asked what kind of piano my grandparents had and got the response from my granddad "an upright grand. Which means you have a downright shame."

Me: OMG I CAN'T EVEN. But I can odd.

Dad: More like you can downright weird.

Mine seems to be missing, it must've just downright up and left.