Why do people say an Asian Girlfriend is simply the best?
Because Schezwan of a kind.
I have a simple standard for dadjoke quality: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if any of this sub's top ten jokes met this standard
But no pun in ten did.
My cousin is a geometry teacher who simply abhors x, y and z...
He considers them to be the Axes of Evil.
I tell my son: One does not simply become a dad and start telling great jokes,
One who is master at his craft is selected sexually by women to become the father.
Don’t want to get political, but I simply can’t resist a good pu(ti)n
Penn's mother's sister had a pie shop. The menu was simply called "The pie rates of Penn's aunt."
"I simply couldn't work for my boss after what he told me"
"What did he say?"
"you are fired"
As a server, one of my tables asked me for the check by simply saying "bill"
I responded by saying "No, it's Jeff". Now they always ask for the Jeff when they're done.
The effectiveness of suppressors is simply baffling. imgur.com/mVpbrEC
If someone asks you where you see yourself in a years time simply reply: “I don’t have 2020 vision”!
I think that stores in the US displaying their prices without sales tax is simply just...
gross
I simply had to purchase the new hat of matted wool!
It felt great!
I received an award simply for not having an audible device on my bicycle.
It was a No Bell Prize.
A scarecrow is not simply good at its' job.
It is outstanding in the field (on a (re-)post).
It's impossible persuading kids these days to write to Santa. They simply don't believe in the existence...
...of letters.
Jokes about plaid are simply not okay
Far too many lines get crossed
Why can't Trump simply build a wall against global warming?
Because it'd just climate!
Simply, having, a wonderful Christmas.... imgur.com/xQ8WixJ
If you find yourself struggling at basic chemistry, simply remember...
I have a simple standard for dadjoke quality: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if this sub's top ten jokes met this standard.
But no pun in ten did
