Simplex Puns

A list of puns related to "Simplex"

I just found out my girlfriend gave me an STD

Iā€™m gonorrhea-valuate our relationship

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/FinalCaveat
šŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Look out for cold sores when sharing candy this Valentine's day...

Mine went from Mounds of Joy to Herpes Kisses.

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šŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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