You simply cannot beat wordplay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/allisburning
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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It's simply the best.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SushiWithoutSushi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Why do people say an Asian Girlfriend is simply the best?

Because Schezwan of a kind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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I have a simple standard for dadjoke quality: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if any of this sub's top ten jokes met this standard

But no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harambememes69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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My cousin is a geometry teacher who simply abhors x, y and z...

He considers them to be the Axes of Evil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Putin it simply
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RhinoVanHorn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Putin it simply
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RhinoVanHorn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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I tell my son: One does not simply become a dad and start telling great jokes,

One who is master at his craft is selected sexually by women to become the father.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leyline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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Don’t want to get political, but I simply can’t resist a good pu(ti)n
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadySaye
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Penn's mother's sister had a pie shop. The menu was simply called "The pie rates of Penn's aunt."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ro_Yo_Mi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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"I simply couldn't work for my boss after what he told me"

"What did he say?"

"you are fired"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattlj1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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The effectiveness of suppressors is simply baffling. imgur.com/mVpbrEC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHorseHead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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If someone asks you where you see yourself in a years time simply reply: β€œI don’t have 2020 vision”!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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I simply had to purchase the new hat of matted wool!

It felt great!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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I think that stores in the US displaying their prices without sales tax is simply just...

gross

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tatlungt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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As a server, one of my tables asked me for the check by simply saying "bill"

I responded by saying "No, it's Jeff". Now they always ask for the Jeff when they're done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisismeredditing
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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I received an award simply for not having an audible device on my bicycle.

It was a No Bell Prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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It's impossible persuading kids these days to write to Santa. They simply don't believe in the existence...

...of letters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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I was recently paralyzed in an accident. When a friend asked how I’d reacted initially I simply said

I didn’t really know how to feel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackslapppp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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Jokes about plaid are simply not okay

Far too many lines get crossed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/optionalsilence
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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Why can't Trump simply build a wall against global warming?

Because it'd just climate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WebbyUrchin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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Simply, having, a wonderful Christmas.... imgur.com/xQ8WixJ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspiringlondon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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If you find yourself struggling at basic chemistry, simply remember...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirtrolls
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2010
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I have a simple standard for dadjoke quality: the joke should not simply be a lame, obvious pun that anyone could think of. So I checked to see if this sub's top ten jokes met this standard.

But no pun in ten did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HAL9000000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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